It was 75 degrees in my bedroom this morning and she was stretched out between my knees when I woke up. Sometimes she just feels lovey I guess.
I promise he was telling himself “Woukd you fuck me? I’d fuck me” the whole time he was sockpuppeting. It’s weird that Buffalo Bill isn’t the creepiest person I’ve ever seen any more, thanks to the Internet.
I covered a very undermanned swing shift last night, and the grave shift crew all called out. So Swing shift just ended eight hours late for me and I’m about to crash
“We’re not even going to try and compete with Disney.”
The hell of it is, he knows he upsets people, and he “doesn’t care” to the point that he seems to revel in it. It reminds me of that troll nation article from a while ago about how Gamergate was a good indicator we’d elect a bully like Trump. People are so disaffected and unfulfilled that harming others seems to be… Read more
I got selected for a supervisor position a month ago, and one of the other candidates was a mouthy guy who wanted to be a supervisor because a coworker talked shit back to him while they were joking and ragging on each other, and he wants to get promoted to fuck over his junior colleague. He was never anybody’s… Read more
Have you ever seen the movie Bandelero with Jimmy Stewart and Raquel Welch and Dean Martin? There’s a scene where everyone runs out of town to chase Dean Martin’s gang, and Jimmy Stewart looks at the bank, looks around the empty town, and then walks over and robs the bank. Like, dang, I’m smart enough to be a… Read more
Some of that lumbering is due to the fact that he’s standing on his tippy toes because of the lifts he wears. They’re also why he’s afraid to walk down stairs, because they’re tipping him forward all the time.
Shit, was there any big sports news this week?