The very wealthy seem to regard “friends” as someone they are passingly familiar with who they might want to enter into a business arrangement in the future. Hollywood stars are either friends with everyone or they’re feuding, there are no casual acquaintances.

Have you made any headway into finding out who the trolls who shit up these comment sections 7 days a week are?

“I completely destroyed and obliterated Turkey’s economy, and I guess they bounced back because maybe I’ll do it again if I feel like it, don’t worry about what “off limits” might mean, I’ll let you know.”

Trump’s hair and bronzer are all fucked up because he can’t sit still for the 20 minutes it takes to make it look “lifelike” and you think he has the patience and self-control to lay in a tanning bed for 20 minutes?  Dude’s hands are dead-fish white, he’s not “tanned” so much as he is “painted.”

Donald figured it out? Okay, yeah, this one hurts.

The CIA’s general counsel and the White House National Security Council’s chief lawyer referred the Ukraine call to the DOJ for criminal referral, and it’s only after the DOJ squashed that referral that the whistleblower complaint was filed. The whistleblower is bringing a crime to light, but his or her credibility…

I hope he lives longer than Trump’s term, I don’t want another funeral where the damn President isn’t welcome. 

“He has lust in his heart! That’s worse than paying porn stars for sex, if money is involved it’s just a transaction!”

Oh yeah, wasn’t Jade Helm going to end with Obama rounding up a bunch of people and keeping them in concentration camps set up inside old Walmarts or something?  Why did Republicans ever have a problem with that?  

Trumpers will go back to claiming “They’re all the same!” and being too smart to vote for “the system.”

They went all in for a special election to try and get a pedophile a Senate seat. It’s not like Roy Moore could get mixed in with a busy campaign season and “Oh, Alabama’s being weird, but it’s not the race everyone is paying attention to.” In an off-year, special election where it was the only political story going,…

I read a Kotaku article a while back about how earlier Sesame Street was focused on Big Bird as the primary character, and he’s about 6 years old and has a 5 or 6 year old’s understanding of things, and sets an example of how a thoughtful child should behave. But somewhere in the mid 90s they realized they sold a lot…

Easy, Russia hacked the RNC as well, but they sat on the dirt instead of leaking it to useful idiots like Assange. When you figure that they’ve been laundering money through non-profits like the NRA (and who knows how many more), no Republican dares to step out of line without all of his own misdeeds coming to light.…

Imagine being on trial and spending the entire time picking fights with the jury who was going to vote about what to do with you. The White House knows they are going to be impeached, and it’s only the senate who will protect him (or not) from conviction and removal. So he spends his weekends tweeting crap to cut his…

I wasn’t aware that America had “generous public health programs.”

Pence resigns, Trump appoints Ivanka, Trump is impeached and babygirl gets to be President with her father tweeting what he wants her to do every morning. 

The CIA’s general counsel and the White House’s own National Security Council head lawyer reported the crime to the Department of Justice. This isn’t a case of “he said/she said,” this is a case of “High-ranking lawyers have been documenting this and acting to protect themselves from reprisal and prosecution.”  

My working theory after seeing how hard the WSJ has been running down this story is that they’ve got their data on what people will allow, and now they can scapegoat Trump, kick him out, and blame any ensuing market dip on the impeachment. No one’s in trouble for crashing the economy if Trump’s impeachment happened…

Well, don’t start lying now, we’re almost in the black!

Aww.  Thanks.