scottmill1
scottmill
scottmill1

Imagine being on trial and spending the entire time picking fights with the jury who was going to vote about what to do with you. The White House knows they are going to be impeached, and it’s only the senate who will protect him (or not) from conviction and removal. So he spends his weekends tweeting crap to cut his

I wasn’t aware that America had “generous public health programs.”

Pence resigns, Trump appoints Ivanka, Trump is impeached and babygirl gets to be President with her father tweeting what he wants her to do every morning. 

The CIA’s general counsel and the White House’s own National Security Council head lawyer reported the crime to the Department of Justice. This isn’t a case of “he said/she said,” this is a case of “High-ranking lawyers have been documenting this and acting to protect themselves from reprisal and prosecution.”  

My working theory after seeing how hard the WSJ has been running down this story is that they’ve got their data on what people will allow, and now they can scapegoat Trump, kick him out, and blame any ensuing market dip on the impeachment. No one’s in trouble for crashing the economy if Trump’s impeachment happened

Well, don’t start lying now, we’re almost in the black!

Aww.  Thanks. 

Bootleg fireworks.

Yeah, if you’re just handing follows out...

Imagine tying your self-worth to an authoritarian figure so tightly that “burn the world down, kill everyone else, fuck plants!” was a position you suddenly found yourself typing. None of these trolls have ever seen a cactus in their life, but Trump bulldozed some and now they have to believe that cacti are weak

It’s amazing how much quicker time passes and how much happier everyone is when Trump is getting impeached, isn’t it?  

You saw a preposterous fraud and immediately thought of The Donald?  Sounds like you aren’t a true believer, MAGAt.  

His hand is “dead fish white” because he can’t even slather his makeup on his face himself. I guarantee he hasn’t wiped his own ass since the 70s.  

Trump fucks porn stars and hookers without condoms.  Everyone thinks he has syphilis because he stated his personal Vietnam was avoiding syphilis, and, well, has he ever been accurate or truthful in any of his statements?  

The Wall Street Journal has been going hard at him, and my bet is that they want to oust him, blame any market stumble as Trump’s fault without anyone else having to take any responsibility, and get a new President whose sole focus will be stabilizing the economy

When I was in the military I talked to someone who was sure the zombie apocalypse was imminent, and that the rage virus from 28 Days Later was totally possible, because “If you found out you were going to die, wouldn’t you just kill as many people as possible?” Uh, dude, there already ARE fatal diseases, and no one

EDIT: I guess I should clarify that I hope the savvy members of the WSJ editorial board are shrewd, mercenary thinkers, but the last few years have really damaged my idea that conservatives can all be classified as either “stupid” or “lying.” I increasingly believe that the smart conservative who lies to manipulate

I suspect the more mercenary members of the WSJ editorial board recognize that they won’t get much more in the way of tax cuts and deregulation no matter who’s President, and now Trump’s insanity is starting to damage the economy. Better to oust him, blame any economic slowdown on “Well impeachments naturally damage

1st Battalion 3rd Marines are an infantry unit stationed in Hawaii, but they did not deploy anywhere in 2012. This is the equivalent of “yah, I was deployed to California...”