I’ve been looking at that scene a lot lately, and I’m increasingly disheartened that I’m coming to the conclusion that “That’s not much of a meltdown, he didn’t even call anyone a name.”

Trump didn’t know what it was. “They have the yugest combs in Finland!”

I just want to hear him say “coop.”

I wonder why we didn’t get a “goodbye/we love you” post when the G/O IT department quit.

Wow, you finally went three sentences without pivoting to how unfair statutory rape laws are, kosh.  Are you between sprees or something?

Hell, I know a guy who inherited $400 million and thought he’d join high society. Turns out being rich and loud isn’t enough to make you liked and respected. 

Cut him some slack, it’s his first post ever, okay?  He’s just a burner stirring shit up.  

His heritage is “hiding their face with a Klan hood.”  Of course he wants outwardly racist symbols to terrorize minorities while also not having to suffer the consequences of doing so.  

He was throwing rocks at a kid’s playpen when he was a teenager. He’s always loved seeing people he perceives as weaker than him suffer. His imbecilic followers view this weakness as strength.

“I want you to shoot them.”

The thing is, I’m sure there will be a document dump in 30 or 40 years that surprises us all with “No, he really insisted on using the GSA to take detailed photos of his wiener with special, custom-made lenses to make it look larger.  He stole funds from childhood disease research to pay for it.” There is nothing this…

He’s going to be so sad when he’s out of office and his tv stops talking to him. Or he’ll be dead, that’s fine, too. 

They had enough defections from people like Anthony Kennedy or Republican Senators that they decided they couldn’t trust people to continue to ply dumb, and they started recruiting actual dumb people. 

That little Wario motherfucker is going to meet with foreign operatives to help collude Trump out of further trouble. 

It feels like a missed opportunity to not mention that Montenegro has no extradition with the US. What are the odds Mike Pompeo just ...stays there until President Pence pardons him?

I wonder how he thinks we’re going to get all of those good things through the Senate and Trump. “DeMoCrAtS JuSt dOn’T InSpiRe Me!”

Be honest, those 2.87% of Breitbart readers who that voted “No” only did so because Trump wasn’t literally physically standing next to them.

He specifically said “I’m not acting as an attorney” when asked what the hell he was doing meeting with Ukrainian officials. “HE’S THE HERO” and he has gone on record saying he’s doing all of this to fix corruption in America. Hopefully that “yes I did, no I didn’t” crap gets his ass held in contempt.

Fox News viewers are gonna learn why the army doesn’t let 70 year olds enlist. 

There have been a number of trolls here who use Star Trek or superhero references in their names, and I always wonder how one can admire something so contrary to everything else one believes in.  Kosh reminds me of that meme where some sick dude is clearly enjoying the negative attention after flashing a feminist…