“We voted to impeach, but it won’t pass the Republican-led Senate to remove Trump” seems like a great campaign to elect more Democratic Senators, right?

If there were 55 Democrats in the Senate, do you think we’d still be wondering whether or not to wait on impeaching Trump?

Why are your new accounts’ avatars always orange, tomato?  

I couldn’t remember how he “spelled” it. 

Trump’s Mission Achomplissed banner will have campaign slogans on it, and he’ll make the Navy pay for it. 

Attorney/client privilege isn’t a law, it’s an understanding among attorneys. Doctors have actual laws that prevent them from sharing patient information. Lawyers have an understanding that lawyers who blab can’t effectively represent their clients, so courts don’t often ask lawyers to share confidential client…

His last words are going to be something to the effect of “I’m immortal, you’re the one who’s dying.”

I was talking to someone on IO9 about Star Wars the other day, and they had a (possibly?) canon explanation about how Sith Lords are so obsessed with amassing power and strength that they don’t recognize other people as separate beings with their own agency and thoughts, which is why every single Sith Lord, who…

Funny how the “Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules” guy spent all morning lamenting how arbitrary statutory rape laws are. The only thing kosh must worry about is a young girl coming forward with a sexual assault/abuse allegation.

So is finding out he sometimes slathers himself in skin darkening creme a plus or a minus for Melanie Trump?

They’re cursed now, right? Like, “Aw, that’s the set of dice that were in the I-75 rollover, they never come through for me...”

Well when we get to twenty, tell me.  I’m gonna throw up.

“I’ve never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke,” says the man who has a dedicated Diet Coke button on his desk and insists he’s 6’5” 220 pounds.

You can buy a damn hand grenade if you pay for the tax stamp and register it as a destructive device or something. It’s costly and bureaucratic and slow to get one, but sure, let’s classify auto-loading rifles and handguns as destructive devices and see if people want to pay or a non-transferable tax stamp and…

The kosh troll doesn’t come around very often, but any time there’s an article that mentions statutory rape he’s right here whining “but some girls are just so mature for their age, it’s not fair that I’m called a pervert!”

And here comes kosh, once again complaining that he’s not allowed to have sex with children. You go a long time between signing in to this account, but any article that mentions how “people shouldn’t rape kids” gets you back here whining “it’s not fair!” every time, doesn’t it?

I don’t remember “Dread Pirate Roberts” being so shitty, but there’s a troll who creates burner accounts with similar usernames and acts a fool. Since this one has no followers and only follows one account I thought this was a new imposter account.

So many times I find myself agreeing with you and about to star you when I see you’ve signed your post like a dumbass, and I refrain from or remove the star I gave you. We have enough novelty idiots here without you feeling a need to sign your masterpieces of posting, man.

This is the imposter troll, right?

I remember stories from around his confirmation about how he wasn’t on Trump’s short list of potential appointees during the campaign, and then he wrote somewhere that the President was above the law and didn’t have to answer to other branches, and then websites started showing up to tout his conservative bona fides.…