The only reason we’re not at war with two new countries right now is because Mattis told him somebody lost the Humvee keys, and it’s take to long to make replacements.

Did Backpage deplatform him too?  That reads like an escort listing.

He loves to play the purity game with “so and so is too centrist, they are basically Republicans!” but he also supports Republicans. He likes to play the mommy-daddy game where he plays both sides against each other, but if you pay attention to what he actually supports it’s pretty regressive, reactionary policies…

Heh. I used to work with a lady who kept halal for her faith, and she had previously worked as an assistant for a Jewish man who was excited because he kept kosher and that’s basically the same thing, right? Except the platter of sandwiches she ordered for his function were turkey and cheese, which didn’t go over…

It would be a mistake to believe that people who hold themselves out as “I’m independent, I’m beyond being a member of a party (but I always vote Republican and I hate everything about the Democrats)” are anything other than Republicans who realize that the Klan hoods hid their faces better than the MAGA hats do.

The thing is, his beef isn’t “Pelosi isn’t doing enough,” his gripe is “Whatever Pelosi is doing is wrong, because she’s a Democrat.”  Baracka is displaying the bad-faith troll behavior that has taken over his Republican party: there are no solutions, and he doesn’t even particularly care about the issues beyond “How…

Yeah, I worked with a guy who wouldn’t eat bacon on his cheeseburgers when we ordered lunch at work because “Pork’s not kosher.” “I just brought you a cheeseburger and a milkshake, none of that’s kosher!” “Uh, no one’s ever noticed that before...” The image of following the rules seems to be a big part of following the…

Boy, this “Whatever the issue is, the Democrats are the real problem!” shit you constantly post is not obvious at all.  I guess part of being a troll is the realization that you’ll never mean more to anyone beyond being a passing irritation.  

That sounds like a flower.  Like, “Oh, my Alcaida’s were lovely this year, just an explosion of color!”

I’d be happiest with “First attempts seldom work out” as our country’s epitaph. 

The fact that dozens of people who knew him in college attempted to reach out tot he FBI to assist with an investigation 25 years later tells me what sort of impression he left on his classmates.

My understanding was that a lot of kosher rules aren’t specifically prohibited by any particular law, it’s just a lot of erring on the side of caution. Like “Don’t boil a kid in its mother’s milk” is pretty clearly “Don’t eat a goat cooked in the milk of that particular goat’s mother,” but imagine standing before the…

Heh. There was a first-generation immigrant, Tony, calling in to On Point yesterday and complaining that these Mexicans dig tunnels to send pregnant women across the border because then they have babies here and the babies are citizens and that’s just wrong that we grant citizenship to these criminals. “You say your…

There’s a real difference between “Yeah, we should extricate ourselves from the EU” versus “We should crash out and have medicine shortages!”

Because he won’t take more than ten steps between the residence bathroom and the residence TV room?  When have you ever seen Trump out and about doing anything other than walking to a helicopter?  I don’t think I’ve ever seen him in a public space that wasn’t a rally or something.

Joe Biden might want to stop pining over his friendships with Republican Senators and touting the Heritage Foundation healthcare plan if he doesn’t want to be called “Republican-lite” then. Reaching out for some mythical moderates who are willing to support fascist Republicans but miiiiiggghhhttt vote for a moderate…

1: “The more personal and petty the politics are the harder it is going to be to emerge from the party convention with a unified base, no matter what all the vanquished candidates say about supporting the winner.”

If the purpose of this primary is to select a nominee that we’re all going to get behind, then Diet Republican Joe Biden and his “How’re you going to pay for it?” whining aren’t really needed at this stage.

I’m curious how “we need a candidate who can stand up and beat Trump” squares with “oh, you can’t say anything mean about him!” Trump will also be calling Biden “Sleepy Joe” or “Forgetful Joe” or whatever, the only difference is that Trump won’t be clever enough or remember enough to catch when Biden immediately…

Tucker Carlson has been passing this talking point for a while now, that any sort of gun ban would be a defacto declaration of war against whoever watches his show. I guess the “Thin Blue Line COPS ARE HEROES!!!” crowd feels differently about shooting federal agents...