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There’s something broken in our country for a while now, where hurting others is seen as a legitimate form of entertainment. I used to work with a guy whose sole reason for playing video games was to troll strangers into rage quitting, like “I’ll just target and harass a random person until they get mad and quit” was

Trump established a charity to try and show off and impress wealthy Manhattanites who all run charities, but he failed because he didn’t realize that self-dealing and personal enrichment wasn’t the point of a charity.  Now he’s in charge of US policy for events like this, and he’s still too stupid to realize that

He should ask him “As a West Point valedictorian who got his choice of orders and a primo career-making assignment setting you up in a high-visibility cavalry unit, what did you fuck up that got you bounced out of the Army after four years?”

He also met with the Saudis first thing and told MBS that we would back them as a stabilizer in the region, which emboldened Saudi Arabia to start bombing school buses and chopping up journalists.

There is no President of Zamunda, they have a monarchy. 

Dude was a beloved figure in the Marine Corps who squandered that goodwill by getting in bed with this administration. Then you find out he was a big backer for the Theranos fraud and you wonder, is he just super gullible or is “the warrior monk” just trying to grab as much cash as he can after a long career.

“How many more decades is Afghanistan, the Graveyard of Empires, willing to fight?” Trump is so lazy that it’s never occurred to him that other people aren’t also equally lazy.

I guess he really does want even the losers and haters to have a happy 9/11. 

Nah, Illinois ousted their corrupt billionaire (R) governor last election, in favor of a different (D) billionaire governor.

Well, and he has a history of donating to everyone else, so no one wants to be the candidate that hammers him and knocks him out of the race unless they’re sure they’ll never want money from him again.

Republicans have always been more concerned about what imaginary democrats might do more than the actual consequences of their own actions.

Traveling overseas to meet your foreign mistress?  What a low-energy move!  The Republican Party has moved on from trying to hide stuff like that 

What’s the vegan position on breastfeeding, anyway?  

Ha! I had a buddy who was excited about finding a bottle of grappa he really liked, and he pressed me to try some.

I expect twitter will release a statement that “Usually we would remove an unsolicitated dick pic tweeted out from a confirmed account, but since it’s the President acting in an official capacity we’re going to ignore policy and leave it” when Trump tweets a “rebuttal” Stormy’s testimony that he was a small weird

The funniest part is, apparently everyone else in the Trump Organization has been sitting on a similar message from journalists, and when Eric realizes that in two weeks time he’ll have another meltdown that no told him journalists had been reaching out to employees. 

Right?  Paramedics face all the same scary shit cops face and don’t start killing people over it. Firefighters run into burning buildings to drag people out and don’t start waving their axe at everyone in the vicinity. I can only imagine how far “I feared for my life” would go to explain why you fucked up and let

How many hand offs and organizations does money has to pass through before it’s fully laundered and clean again?  None? As long as you don’t say “this is a bribe from the oil industry” I guess it’s okay. 

A dummy I don’t regularly work with was complaining about how Walmart was making a mistake, because “they aren’t telling about the guy who took out a shooter the other day.” There’s a whole network of gun nut memes where any incident with more than two guns is celebrated as a heroic ‘Murican saving everyone from the