They keep telling us that an armed society is a polite society.  The 17-month-old baby who got shot in the face yesterday must have been a very unruly baby, I guess.

Boxing can be rough to watch sometimes, but a fighter doesn’t follow an opponent to the canvas and pound him after he is unable to protect himself.  MMA has always seemed trashy and unsporting. 

Sure, but I refuse to believe the country that invented Ghost Hunters doesn’t also believe these houses won’t be haunted by the ghosts of kids who played with daddy’s gun. What does “that’s the murder-suicide house/house where a kid died” do to resale value?

Your dipshit fuhrer is busy imposing tariffs on everything he can think of, and you’re whining about these costs being passed along to the consumer? You really don’t have any opinions other than “Tell anyone else they’re wrong, stir up trouble to provoke interaction with others” do you?

I joined the chess club in high school, and never got past the basic opening for white and the basic opening for black. I have a vague idea about what the first few moves should be and was instructed to employ them and hope for the best. The instruction was very light on tactics and strategy. At a chess meet, I was…

“But muh Amendments don’t garantee the right to own dogs!” /s

I’ve been thinking about this. Use tort laws to go after spaces that fail to prevent armed individuals from harming others. Throw a huge premium on homeowners insurance if there’s a gun in the home. Make mass shootings start affecting people’s bottom line and this will go away real quick.

I want a smaller and fatter Iphone with a ton of battery life and an okay camera.  I found my old 3G the other day and it was beautiful, even with never being put in a case.  

Nope, just guns.

The regular editor won’t report on a mass shooting unless Hillary tweets about it.  

I have a coworker who has family in El Paso, and he says they’re scared to go out because Walmarts around the area keep getting threats called in and people are worried about more lunatics shooting people.  I hate how far and how fast we’re falling.  

When the mass shooter in a Kentucky grocery store was accosted by a white concealed carry holder, the shooter told him “Whites don’t shoot whites” and the good guy with a gun said “Oh, we’re good” and put his gun away.

He said he couldn’t go to Poland because he had to monitor the hurricane.  Then he went golfing when he found out it was going to miss Maralago.  

Tim Apple is going to get an angry tweet asking why he didn’t tip off the cops ahead of this mass shooting.

Why would anyone in Texas need to stay inside to avoid a spree-killer?  Don’t they all have guns?  Aren’t they all good guys?  What’s the point in being the most heavily armed state if it can’t stop a weekly mass murder?  

“Heightened regulations” means these clothes won’t pass regulations on flammability or construction materials, do you think, or regulations preventing the use of slavery in their construction?

Hell, maybe let’s try nuking it, see what happens. 

I know plenty of vets that gave “I just couldn’t vote for Hillary after how she mishandled Classified information, I know someone who was busted down/forced out/etc for less than that...” as their reason for not voting or voting Trump. Good thing we have someone who understands he has an absolute authority to leak…

Once again, a different social media site has features and policies that the kinja sites lack, but G/O will talk shit on “twitter allows hate speech” while being flooded with troll accounts screaming slurs and hate speech here. 

Only if the dress is way too long and dragging the floor.