Right? “My Groom of the Stool cleans my posterior with the neck of a goose, how can I incorporate a bidet into my servants cleaning duties?”
Right? “My Groom of the Stool cleans my posterior with the neck of a goose, how can I incorporate a bidet into my…
I remember a story about how aides were all snitching on each other to try and avoid getting fired way back in the Sean Spicer days when they banned all personal cell phones from the White House
Nah, just living out her long time fantasy.
Ugh. I was in a bar a while back and said “I’ll have one more before I go, what have you got local that’s good?” I took their suggestion and ordered their recommendation, they pulled a pint and set in down and front of me, and then told me “by the way, it’s 12% by volume.” Like, were they that worried about losing a…
Joe Biden has managed to downgrade himself from “Obama’s best friend” to “Donald Trump with slightly better taste.” Less ridiculous hair plugs, but the same insistence that he can’t be wrong and the same out of touch “who cares?” approach to his failings. If Biden had been born to a rich slumlord family, do you think…
I’ve never seen this novelty troll during the week. They usually only come in on the Friday goodbye post.
“The robot we built to evaluate things flagged that as racist.” “The robot is being unfair to meeeee!”
You’re giving an awful lot of time and effort to what is pretty obviously a troll.
Imagine being bored enough to make a targeted account to harass one particular stranger.
“Have we ever tried printing reader letters in gray ink?”
The last time they tried to censure Steve King, a freshman Democrat said something that was deliberately misinterpreted by all parties and the GOP called for equivalent censuring of the “equally-awful” Democrats. Republicans are ALWAYS willing to admit “both sides are bad, they’re all the same” because it either…
When did Republicans ever win a popular vote and lose on Electoral College votes?
Okay, I looked up a walkthrough. There’s a section where you have to clear a series of rooms before a bell chimes three times to reach the final boss, and it barricaded me and prevented me from finishing the game. It was such a break from every other Zelda game that I just said to hell with it and never finished. All…
I got to stay up late to watch this, and I was excited that Bill Clinton wore the same timex watch as me.
The radio was talking about this conspiracy the other day, and how even if they ever did find someone who was a likely suspect in this case, they’d never secure a conviction because the defendant could always use “President Trump said the victim was killed by space aliens, have you investigated space aliens?” as a…
A thief thinks everyone steals, and a troll thinks everyone else has a half-dozen burner accounts at the ready for a targeted harassment campaign.
We need to get a commercial in rotation on Fox News where Slim Pickins rides a bomb down at the end of Dr Strangelove, so Donnie will want to ride a bomb down like a real man.
I sort of believe they tell him they’ve secretly nuked ISIS, but he can’t tell anyone and it leads to outbursts like this.
He has never been the smartest person in the room. If he’s alone in a room that has a clock he’s not the smartest person in the room.
It certainly seems like some of the more dedicated trolls are just here to grind an axe rather than as part of a targeted campaign now, doesn’t it?
