About once a month I think of the girls in the Baby Got Back video and wonder how they’re coping with everybody wanting to be thiccc nowadays. Then I do the math and realize they’re probably both middle-aged Karens who harass store clerks and waiters.

And here’s where we see Tomato isn’t a harmless crank so much as he is a cog in a targeted campaign.

I thought that burner was gone for good. Mom must have let him have computer privileges again. 

 O, remember, they “drained the swamp” or something. 

The whole conservative model is based around supporting Dear Leader,  o. After ow stupid or awful his statements are. So Dummy says something in passing, and no matter how stupid or thoughtless it is everyone from Republican pundits to Russian bots to flesh-and-blood trolls immediately start pushing it as a serious…

This idiot has spent 60 years of his life admiring gangsters, modeling his behavior after movie gangsters, and running scams and laundering money with gangsters, and he is still too stupid to see why the United States has shouldered the cost of protecting most of the world.

Kosh, you know your racist ass wouldn’t pass a screening for a gun license, don’t you?

Man, Scotland is not sending their best!

Can you imagine how soft this piece of shit must be?  He’d be banging on the door and blaming Julia before the interrogator even got to the room. 

This is a typo-troll impersonating a regular user. Probably the same dickhead pretending to be Dr Emilio Lizardo. Just dismiss his ass whenever possible, and, oh, yeah, Splinter, please start cracking down on this.

You know Stephen Miller was jerking off whenever Hebrew school talked about the Holocaust.

Who’s the Ghostbusters monster in the photo? 

“Miller or Goebbels?” will be a Jeopardy question in the 2050s.  

Campaign for four more years before declaring “the people won’t let me go, I have to suspend elections!”

The most obvious difference between conservatives and liberals is that liberals aren’t selling Antifa membership cards and denouncing any insufficiently endowed members from our loss-leading media outlets.

Does anyone pay attention to the stable of writers to see if there are any long-term Splinter writers who are good candidates for being tomato, or do they hand it off, so you think? HamNo is the only one I recognize as being here for a while, and his stuff under his own byline is borderline trolling even when he has a…

Well, any inert gas would do.  Suicide bags usually use helium because it’s easy to acquire.  

Well, yeah, probably.

I’ve read that he stank of champagne through the entire 1980s.  But maybe he has that disease that causes his blood to produce alcohol, making him constantly drunk.

And for some reason, those Iowa scumbags have first dibs at picking our next President...