Trump wants to buy Greenland and give them 60 electoral college votes. 

We know how he’ll respond to a failing economy and bad polls.  These monsters will roll right in to the “stabbed in the back” lie about how undesirables crashed the economy to hurt real Americans. History rhymes. 

Putting a mask on him and pumping it full of helium for ten minutes would kill him painlessly, but seeing an inmate drift off to sleep with a grin on his face experiencing mild euphoria isn’t what executioners want. They want a violent, horrifying spectacle to fulfill their sense of revenge. 

Tomato is, once again, the top, unstarred black comment.  I’m getting real tired of visiting a site that thinks harassing its own user base is a fun way to drive comments. 

Trump thinks he has large hands (and a non-mushroom dick). He’s very good at convincing himself things are larger than they appear. 

Maybe he’s sticking around to murder you. 

You can’t possibly be dumb enough to believe that, or you would have accidentally killed yourself already. 

Maybe if he was a white former cop. They burned Chris Dorner alive, and still found his third wallet on his charred corpse. 

Yeah, go meet Jesus today, man, you’ve got the guns, right?  Kill yourself for us. 

Donj is the Fredo, but in a family of Fredos.  

It’s not enough for them to say “I disagree with you,” he has to say “not only am I right, but you’re wrong about everything you think you know and how dare you question my superior knowledge.”

He eats reindeer specifically because Santa’s reindeer bring children joy, and he’s willing to choke down anything if it makes a child cry. 

It is amusing to me that every post has a half-dozen burners and sock puppets trolling, and they still don’t have more than one star apiece.  

See, maybe we shouldn’t have torn down all of those statues of Joe Stalin we had up across America, now people don’t know anything about how bad Soviet Era Communism was!

Swatting SHOULD be changed like an attempted murder, but that would require prosecutors to make the case that a person generally believes the police would thoughtlessly murder someone, so it gets charged as a nuisance matter of “wasting resources” instead.

If we’re picking who we want to live here, I’d say you can fuck right off.  

I saw a documentary about a clandestine operations unit (called the IMF, I think?) that made me think stuff like this happens all the time. At least once every few years, way more often than you would expect. 

So maybe a kid isn’t old enough to purchase his own handguns.  Don’t you feel better knowing his mother is able to loan him an Arsenal?

Footage of Steve Scalise:

What if they had blocked an ambulance!? They didn’t, but WHAT IF?!??!