It’s cool until Gozer the Gozerian shows up to deal with the psychic aftermath.

He picked a jokey screen name based on the guy who started the Salem Witch Trials. Dude’s got allllll sorts of issues.

Politico has a story that, since lots of people are giving the side-eye to this “suicide” of a millionaire/billionaire with blackmail material on a wide swath of wealthy and powerful people, “conspiracy theories have entered the mainstream” now, as if Fox hasn’t been repeating Pizzagate/Seth Rich/Vince Foster/Q Anon…

Trump doesn’t have the attention span to devote to an 85 minute movie. He’d see the first ten minutes of setup and complain there was no nudity or violence and wander off. 

The more involved Trump is with something, the more likely that thing is to go out of business. I hope he keeps talking up the NRA and bringing his shit-Midas touch to it. 

Right? Like, how do you wear a giant baggy jacket and parachute pants and still look like you’ve got a fat ass?

Kim told him he didn’t believe North Korea was guilty of any missile testing, so case closed, folks!

It strikes me that if an athlete signed with a team and didn’t know the roster of who else was on that team, people would reasonably pillory him or her as checked out and not fully invested in their performance.

There’s a new tomato account every few days, and I feel you that they don’t seem like Baracka. Hell, around the 2016 election the tomato troll was insisting he was a disabled LGBTQ POC woman, just trying to check every box to avoid being called out, which BO doesn’t do. I’m just saying, Baracka’s long-term commitment…

The old Tomatoface used to start an account and spend a month or so acting like a normal poster, before sliding again into madness and blatant trolling, usually after enough people had started following him. It was disorienting to realize that guy you’d been talking to was insane and just stringing you along for a…

Dude trolls harder than any other tomato account. 

Baracka, shut your racist Q anon ass up.

I suppose he’ll have to go live on that island Kenneth Lay moved too when he died before his sentencing. They’ll keep investigating his accomplices, right?

Also, everything in a vehicle moves and vibrates, so things that would be solid in a house will flex and crack in an RV.

I assume they’re also mad about the rich city folk coming on a rafting trip and destroying the rustic hill-people way of life that was depicted in Deliverance.

Both of those politicians are Democrats, and I want the shitheads who will gloat about that to pay close attention to the response from liberals here: burn them. If there’s evidence that one of “our guys” participated in raping children, then we should burn them alive. If Bill Clinton or Bill Richardson or anybody…

Except none of the trolls hold on to a burner account for any length of time, so users asking “please dismiss this new account that will try to lure people in with bad-faith arguments and stars from his other sock-puppet accounts that game the system for promoting comments” is the only moderating that gets done here.

Is he maybe just very tiny and wearing a suit jacket with too-wide shoulders, so people won’t know he’s a tiny little baby of a man?  

Please dismiss the racist ass George Rockwell troll.  

Lots of the regular trolls in the comments bragging about how they could just go back to fertilizer bombs when they lose their AR-15s. It seems like bringing back mental health institutions and placing these people in an asylum would solve a lot of problems.