You know Stephen Miller was jerking off whenever Hebrew school talked about the Holocaust.

Who’s the Ghostbusters monster in the photo? 

“Miller or Goebbels?” will be a Jeopardy question in the 2050s.  

Campaign for four more years before declaring “the people won’t let me go, I have to suspend elections!”

The most obvious difference between conservatives and liberals is that liberals aren’t selling Antifa membership cards and denouncing any insufficiently endowed members from our loss-leading media outlets.

Does anyone pay attention to the stable of writers to see if there are any long-term Splinter writers who are good candidates for being tomato, or do they hand it off, so you think? HamNo is the only one I recognize as being here for a while, and his stuff under his own byline is borderline trolling even when he has a…

Well, any inert gas would do.  Suicide bags usually use helium because it’s easy to acquire.  

Well, yeah, probably.

I’ve read that he stank of champagne through the entire 1980s.  But maybe he has that disease that causes his blood to produce alcohol, making him constantly drunk.

And for some reason, those Iowa scumbags have first dibs at picking our next President...

Trump wants to buy Greenland and give them 60 electoral college votes. 

We know how he’ll respond to a failing economy and bad polls.  These monsters will roll right in to the “stabbed in the back” lie about how undesirables crashed the economy to hurt real Americans. History rhymes. 

Putting a mask on him and pumping it full of helium for ten minutes would kill him painlessly, but seeing an inmate drift off to sleep with a grin on his face experiencing mild euphoria isn’t what executioners want. They want a violent, horrifying spectacle to fulfill their sense of revenge. 

Tomato is, once again, the top, unstarred black comment.  I’m getting real tired of visiting a site that thinks harassing its own user base is a fun way to drive comments. 

Trump thinks he has large hands (and a non-mushroom dick). He’s very good at convincing himself things are larger than they appear. 

Maybe he’s sticking around to murder you. 

You can’t possibly be dumb enough to believe that, or you would have accidentally killed yourself already. 

Maybe if he was a white former cop. They burned Chris Dorner alive, and still found his third wallet on his charred corpse. 

Yeah, go meet Jesus today, man, you’ve got the guns, right?  Kill yourself for us. 

Donj is the Fredo, but in a family of Fredos.