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It’s not enough for them to say “I disagree with you,” he has to say “not only am I right, but you’re wrong about everything you think you know and how dare you question my superior knowledge.”

He eats reindeer specifically because Santa’s reindeer bring children joy, and he’s willing to choke down anything if it makes a child cry. 

It is amusing to me that every post has a half-dozen burners and sock puppets trolling, and they still don’t have more than one star apiece.  

See, maybe we shouldn’t have torn down all of those statues of Joe Stalin we had up across America, now people don’t know anything about how bad Soviet Era Communism was!

Swatting SHOULD be changed like an attempted murder, but that would require prosecutors to make the case that a person generally believes the police would thoughtlessly murder someone, so it gets charged as a nuisance matter of “wasting resources” instead.

If we’re picking who we want to live here, I’d say you can fuck right off.  

I saw a documentary about a clandestine operations unit (called the IMF, I think?) that made me think stuff like this happens all the time. At least once every few years, way more often than you would expect. 

So maybe a kid isn’t old enough to purchase his own handguns.  Don’t you feel better knowing his mother is able to loan him an Arsenal?

Footage of Steve Scalise:

What if they had blocked an ambulance!? They didn’t, but WHAT IF?!??!

It’s cool until Gozer the Gozerian shows up to deal with the psychic aftermath.

He picked a jokey screen name based on the guy who started the Salem Witch Trials. Dude’s got allllll sorts of issues.

Politico has a story that, since lots of people are giving the side-eye to this “suicide” of a millionaire/billionaire with blackmail material on a wide swath of wealthy and powerful people, “conspiracy theories have entered the mainstream” now, as if Fox hasn’t been repeating Pizzagate/Seth Rich/Vince Foster/Q Anon

Trump doesn’t have the attention span to devote to an 85 minute movie. He’d see the first ten minutes of setup and complain there was no nudity or violence and wander off. 

The more involved Trump is with something, the more likely that thing is to go out of business. I hope he keeps talking up the NRA and bringing his shit-Midas touch to it. 

Right? Like, how do you wear a giant baggy jacket and parachute pants and still look like you’ve got a fat ass?

Kim told him he didn’t believe North Korea was guilty of any missile testing, so case closed, folks!

It strikes me that if an athlete signed with a team and didn’t know the roster of who else was on that team, people would reasonably pillory him or her as checked out and not fully invested in their performance.

There’s a new tomato account every few days, and I feel you that they don’t seem like Baracka. Hell, around the 2016 election the tomato troll was insisting he was a disabled LGBTQ POC woman, just trying to check every box to avoid being called out, which BO doesn’t do. I’m just saying, Baracka’s long-term commitment

The old Tomatoface used to start an account and spend a month or so acting like a normal poster, before sliding again into madness and blatant trolling, usually after enough people had started following him. It was disorienting to realize that guy you’d been talking to was insane and just stringing you along for a