No, boycotts mean you hire him for a session, but tell him your name is “Bernie” after you’ve paid him, then you walk out without doing the session, right?

Republicans aren’t searching through a database to organize a boycott over anyone’s business. Republicans don’t even understand how boycotts work, if they DID have this info for liberal donors they’d show up and buy a coffee and give “Trump” as the name on the order.

You can absolutely outrun a horse over a short distance, especially if you’re darting behind or around obstacles. The only good thing mounted officers are for is putting the pig up on a pedestal and making people in a crowd think “man, I don’t want to get kicked by a horse.”

Yeah, that’s why lots of rural areas have horse ambulances and horse firefighters. Oh, they don’t? This is just racist meatheads playing dress up with public money? Huh.

Goddammit, we’re really going to do this Purge thing, aren’t we?

He is not popular here. His whole “max contrarian” schtick is that he always says something inflammatory to piss people off, and since everything is just a political opinion now and he wants to upset reasonable people, he usually finds himself on the side of “We should shoot children” or “Hitler did nothing illegal.”

Is he wearing joggers?  

Ban auto-loading weapons.  I’d leave people bolt action rifles and revolvers, but there’s no reason a semi-automatic weapon needs to be publicly available. 

No, if she was a psychopath trying to fit in she’d wear a Chanel suit to crash G20 talks, not a blousy garden party sundress. 

I have been advocating an insurance company approach to this, but it was to raise liability premiums for businesses who allow firearms on their property. Pass a law that Walmart is liable for any shooting on their premises and watch what Walmart’s insurance company tells them.

I’ve been hoping that insurance company premiums start jumping through the roof. “You want to host an event?  Your store serves more than 50 people at once?  You need to buy mass casualty insurance with a special mass-shooter bump, and maybe we’ll insure you.”  Money is the only thing these ghouls care about, and…

They didn’t care when a Congresswoman was shot. They didn’t care when 20 kids were shot. They didn’t care when a Tea Party Congressman got his dick shot off. The only time they SLIGHTLY cared was when Reagan got shot, but they’ve put all that behind them. 

I grew up playing Mario and have never kicked a turtle. I just finished Assassin’s Creed and haven’t started jumping off of towers or dragging people into the bushes to slit their throats.

POSUS.

Trump made a big spectacle of himself at the Marjorie Stoneman-Douglas shooting, and everyone mocked him for claiming he would have ran I. And beat up the shooter and then scorned him for stumbling to speak on the matter with his “don’t hit on the girls” notes visible during the meeting. He’s decided he doesn’t need…

So, are the Mass Shooters their own prison gang yet, or will he have to join the Aryan Brotherhood or something when he gets to jail?  It seems like angry white boys are peacefully arrested at a high enough rate to make their own gang by now.  

“Don’t name them!  Don’t look for a pattern to see who these mass shooters are!  Don’t look at their browser histories!”

Look, it’s important that we don’t look too closely at the people keeping up these attacks, okay? I mean, if we start looking at common denominators we’re going to find out someone is radicalizing these young white men and then what are we going to do?  

Hell if I know.  The weekend editors star a lot of my posts but don’t follow me.  

When Splinter first started they followed pretty much every regular poster.  After a while of Nick’s “voting is for suckers” and Libby’s awful take on various things, the commenters mocked their bad takes and Splinter decided the comments had gotten out of hand and unfollowed everyone, driving away anyone who was…