He’s probably pouting because the aliens haven’t sent him any beautiful letters. 

His campaign/administration came into office with a DJT100 initiative that aimed to top W’s 92% (post-9/11) approval rating because they believed once everyone saw how great Trump was, 100% of the population would support him.  Trump really thought he’d be universally loved as the great savior. 

See, why is “ghosts” never on the list? Why jump straight to aliens when it might just be a high-altitude ghost? Maybe somebody died in an airplane and got stuck haunting that little patch of sky. /s

See, you didn’t tell him to fuck off and he immediately posted another half-dozen shits in this article’s comment section.

Shut the fuck up, tomato. Go jump off a roof.  

No, Romo is a regular troll who seems to mean all of the stupid, hateful things he is constantly spouting. He decided that he would rather be hated than pitied, though, so he spends all of his time leaving multiple comments on every article.  

Odds are 50+% won’t deserve it, but the repeal of the Voting Rights Act means the person with the most votes only wins when they’re Republican. 

Well I’d be pretty pissed if my social circle was suddenly limited to only ever eating dinner with Alan Dershowitz. 

I expected “My daddy always treated his slaves right,” so he’s actually more impressive than I feared. 

Any other game would have had a late-game item that let you climb slippery surfaces. Or a hook shot that eliminates tedious climbing.

Are they the people in charge of sweeping the forests?

Damn rainbows!  Who invented that gay arrangement of colored stripes, anyway?

I mean, I’ve always been fuzzy on where the line between “we should have a fire department so the whole town doesn’t burn down” and “we should inspect food” crosses over into dangerous “the government meddling will kill us all!” territory.  

Isn’t pretty much every undocumented immigrant someone who just overstayed heir entry visa anyway?  Flying to a third country to walk to the target country is the sort of 5th dimensional chess that only makes sense to Trumpanzees. 

“They’re coming here to fulfill some outlandish “dream” of being healthy, productive citizens building better lives for their children! Disgusting!”

I kinda feel like “I don’t want immigrants for neighbors” is worse than “they’re cartoonish savages who will eat our children!”

HD has to know that their clientele are, by and large, well-off posers who can afford a weekend bike that costs as much as a car. They’re looking for new markets, and if that means well-off millennials with dual incomes and no kids, more the better. 

I’d like to believe that RBG was cunning and ruthless enough to befriend Scalia in life, knowing that his unqualified idiot friend Thomas would be adrift without someone to tell him how to think when Scalia’s black heart finally gave out. “Clarence, we’ve always been close to Antonin, I think he’d want you to vote…

I would be okay with keeping coal mines open if it meant stuffing little shits like this down in a coal mine for the rest of their lives. Then we could have a vote on whether they should receive healthcare, and if they vote “no,” well, I guess we let them die of black lung deep underground. Shame. 

Imagine thinking “I should re-hire that guy I fired and publicly scorned” because you know he said also thinking “I’d jump at the chance to work for the guy who fired and scorned me in the most humiliating public fashion.” It’s telling that they keep calling everyone “cucks” when it’s clear they live for humiliating…