Famine, totalitarian government, rampant alcoholism, AND black fly seasons?  Man, it sounds like Russia is a pretty nice place, I can see why they’d want to reach out to the rest of the world. 

“It’s really nothing more than common table cheese, but I developed a love for it during my stay in Florence. Italy.”

No. 

Ugh, that Russian propaganda troll is going to be insufferable this week. 

I’m thinking that here in America we’ll invent a gun that shoots a blade to decapitate people, like the Dead Space games.  Hell, the GOP would die defending our rights to shoot guillotine blades from our freedom guns if there’s gunpowder involved. 

Let a military member say something negative about him and then check back on whether federal employees have protected speech rights while acting in an official capacity. 

Nobody’s talking about Harriet Tubman though!  She’s never in the papers!

I work with a guy whose new thing is 24 hour fasting.  He’s a vet that got out of the Navy a few years ago and put on a bunch of weight, and his fix is “I just eat once every 24 hours, whatever is there.”  His evening meal at work is the only thing he eats all day, and he’s losing weight, but he really sells the “It’s…

They cried that when the minimum wage was a quarter an hour.  They cried that when they had to stop hiring children. They always cry that, and it’s always a lie.

“If foreign governments want to spy on my opponents and pass info to me to curry favor, I’d take it” seems like it’s, once again, soliciting aid from foreign governments. 

Obviously his father didn’t know, or they would have arrested someone else. 

Don’t respond to him, or else he’ll go off on a rant about how there’s a different Greek term for his specific pedophilia.

Seven of his staffers quit or were fired last week, this week he’s blaming all of his problems on the remaining staff. If Bugs Bunny needs help with that saw I’m sure we can round up some volunteers.

The terrorists hate us for our freedoms: our awful, wicked, disgusting freedoms. /s

Jesus would have left wine. 

I mean, it’s not the like the current resident didn’t come in to office with a history of mouthing off on Twitter about everyone who entered his field of vision.

That burner has no good intentions.  When Jon Oliver was trying to make “Drumpf” a thing every right-wing shithead was throwing Jon Stewart’s name out there as someone who’d used a stage name to hide their ethnic background.

Then ask them if they will stop paying water, electric, and cable bills so they can pay down that debt quicker. You can’t afford services when you have all that debt!

I really, really wanted something in BOTW to last. Even the Master Sword runs out of power, and I got sick of losing weapons merely by using them. If they had put a hook shot in the game halfway through it would have made all the difference, or a cape that makes you invisible or something.

They sort of have a history of changing everything and starting from scratch with sequels. It’s really early to be writing this off.