Don’t respond to him, or else he’ll go off on a rant about how there’s a different Greek term for his specific pedophilia.

Seven of his staffers quit or were fired last week, this week he’s blaming all of his problems on the remaining staff. If Bugs Bunny needs help with that saw I’m sure we can round up some volunteers.

The terrorists hate us for our freedoms: our awful, wicked, disgusting freedoms. /s

Jesus would have left wine. 

I mean, it’s not the like the current resident didn’t come in to office with a history of mouthing off on Twitter about everyone who entered his field of vision.

That burner has no good intentions.  When Jon Oliver was trying to make “Drumpf” a thing every right-wing shithead was throwing Jon Stewart’s name out there as someone who’d used a stage name to hide their ethnic background.

Then ask them if they will stop paying water, electric, and cable bills so they can pay down that debt quicker. You can’t afford services when you have all that debt!

I really, really wanted something in BOTW to last. Even the Master Sword runs out of power, and I got sick of losing weapons merely by using them. If they had put a hook shot in the game halfway through it would have made all the difference, or a cape that makes you invisible or something.

They sort of have a history of changing everything and starting from scratch with sequels. It’s really early to be writing this off.

The Wizard Agraihaimnn(sic)?

I’m guessing this is, like all Alabama policy, some racist bullshit given the weight of law. 

Look, teachers preying on kids is not a serious concern there.  Alabama is doing its best to make sure they don’t have any teachers.

Oh, I’m sure motherfucking Alabama will apply this law with fairness and equality. 

you laugh, but “double qualified” sounds an awful lot like “approved commenter” status to me. Somebodies going to get grayed because they trounce Bernie in the first debate. 

I could tell where Gym Jordan was in that wide shot, because he’s the only dingus there not wearing a suit. Does he always wear shirtsleeves as a protest over something, or do lizard people just not regulate their temperature correctly in business attire?

Imagine spending a decade on this shit. Do you think he shits all over reddit and 4 Chan, or that he just found a little pond where he can make a big stink here?

I’ve been here for 6 or 7 years and it used to be the going rumor that Tomato’s opioid addiction drove him to act like this. Was he just begging for sympathy, or was he trying to get us to support Republican cuts to opioid addiction funding?

I get that, but I’m wondering how hard an advertising agency will work to eliminate it’s reason for advertising. Even if they’re not directed by the tobacco companies, healthy tobacco companies create a need for continued funding of the Truth campaign.  I wonder if the executives who direct the campaign have…

So you’re saying that it’s a mandatory campaign, and if the campaign management team were ever too effective they would work themselves out of a job? That seems like reason enough to keep cranking terrible ads with dubious effectiveness.

“He can take a great joke just as easily as he can land one.”