You gotta be a tomato account to get recognized here nowadays. 

“Our lead exposure is so high that none of can master the arithmetic needed for embezzlement.”

Right? Shotgun with buckshot seems like it’d be more more reliable, nobody wants to survive a gunshot to the head.

Except it’s never the sticker price alone. They’ll have to spend $20 more than what’s already been spent, then spend the full budget again to market it, and it won’t make any of that back. If a movie makes just its production budget it’s considered a flop.

Imagine if Toby Macguire and Andrew Garfield had both been in Clone Saga adaptions, and now “Tom Holland is finally going to tell the Clone Saga right.” 

I’ve worried the next fascist will be more successful now that Trump has shown exactly how far one can bend the rules and ignore the checks in our system, it it’s just as likely the next Republican candidate will wind up getting himself indicted and convicted during the campaign because what works for Trump never…

It’s weird that two world-class golfers like Donald Trump and Kim Jong-Un haven’t played each other. Why don’t the two of those dealmakers get together and solve the world’s problems over a quick 14 shot round of golf?

Hal went from being a generic Mary Sue-ish character to a villain to someone who was redeemed as the Sepctre, and they could have left him like that forever. They had a good character with a lot of years as the only Green Lantern, and Kyle eventually resurrected the Guardians and the Corps so they could go back to…

The infuriating thing about bringing Barry back is that they did a Mark Waid story, “The Return of Barry Allen,” that showed exactly how much Wally had grown and why it would be a huge step backwards if Barry returned. But that came out in the 90s, slightly past when Geoff Johns fell in love with Bronze Age heroes…

Why does Hollywood want to reboot or remake so many movies? I imagine DC looks at what worked and decides “yeah, Hal Jordan sold better than the current guy, bring back Hal Jordan.”  

They had such a great thing going where the torch had been passed to a third generation of heroes, and they shit all over that to bring back the most boring versions from the 80s. Reading reprints of the Hal Jordan comics I never understood what made him so special; Kyle was the last Lantern and had this huge burden…

If I remember some supplemental material from an early script correctly, I think Slimer wasn’t meant to be the ghost of any particular person, just an embodiment of the excess hotel guests had been engaging in for so long.  All of that psychic energy of people ordering room service and thinking “oh, what the hell, I’m…

Trump sounds like a mugger when you put it that way. “He made a threat and the person volunteered to donate his wallet.”

Here’s a photo of Eric Trump at the In-n-Out On Sahara in Las Vegas the night of the Presidential debate, with lemonade in his water cup. Shifty grifters don’t pay for anything, and if you’re letting this idiot come in and say “I’m buying a round for everyone!” without putting his credit card down then you deserve to…

Batman is featured in the Green Lantern Rebirth story for the sole purpose of having Hal Jordan punch him and Guy Gardener shout “one punch!” to “make-up” for the time Batman punched Guy in JLI.  People recognized it as petty and pandering at the time, but Johns has went back to that well more and more when doing his…

Tomatoface has a strong “hello, friends” vibe of an outcast. This is much more like the Romo-dumbass’s in-your-face trolling, it with a discipline to stay in character or on message that that guy lacks.

So is this a really sad troll attempt, or a really shitty, honest effort from actual Russians, do you think? Either way, it’s sort of obvious why they’ve always been a shitty substandard country.

We came back through Manas in 2012 after that, but the one thing I remember is walking from the DFAC one night (I swear, the Air Force tent that served us there was a better chow hall than any mess hall on a stateside Marine Corps base) when we noticed that all of the dumpsters and trash cans had the latching lids, “I…

You could shut the fuck up, tomato. 

Well, now he’s complaining that some of his posts were inserted into his post history by outside parties. Hopefully he’ll just stop coming here one day because he has killed himself, but I always expect to see Splinter namechecked when a mass-shooter’s internet history is discussed on the news.