Shhh! We’re busy passing another bailout for farmers hurt by Trump’s trade war.

Well in fairness I assume everything Trump says is a lie, so I don’t know which one of them is lying here. 

We got held up about a week leaving Leatherneck because of the attack at Bastion airfield where they lost a bunch of parked Ospreys, then we had mechanical issues that held us for another week at Manas. It was just our Comm platoon and a few Motor T guys, about 80 people on the last stick taking the slow route home.

You know we can see your shitty tomato posting history, right, dumb dumb?  Shut the fuck up and leave. 

Oh, also, our battalion burned through the entire stock of rabies vaccine, because someone adopted a local dog and it bit a solid 20 people before someone went to BAS to ask about the dog bite.

They gave us something when we were leaving Afghanistan, and it was 14 pills they needed us to take for two weeks, but they told us that any alcohol consumption during the course of drugs or in the two weeks following the drugs could cause liver failure and kill us. “Do you get a lot of cases of malaria here? Because…

I’m surprised he didn’t berate them all. “You want to write this down? Real lawyers never write stuff down, it’ll be used against us when his goes to trail. Why should I sign it?”

No shit? When the company that supported Chancellor Hitler and made the chlorine gas from WWI decides “eh, we’re distancing ourselves from that history” you know Fox is fucked up. 

The ticker in the screenshot is pretty good: “Russia says they’re innocent of election interference!”  Nothing to see here, folks. 

Nah.  But $4 says he’s punched a pregnant woman in the stomach.

That’s a lot of nuance and effort to try to respond to the tomato troll’s new burner. He doesn’t mean any of the things he says, he’s just typing that out because you can’t smell his farts and he wants to upset people. 

I don’t believe your tomato ass reads anything you can’t spam with nonsense afterwards, fool. 

Every deployment we got a broad-spectrum anti-biotic like doxycycline to take to prevent malaria, and people either stopped taking it because A: it was a hassle, or B: I’m not sure I want a long term course of the maximum safe dose of an antibiotic. Some people really liked taking it because it gives some people very…

Our BAS was backed up for dentists so I got sent out to a dental clinic in town for a root canal and crown. I was filling out the new patient form and the nurse at the counter couldn’t understand that I didn’t have a regular doctor. “What do you do if you wake up and are sick?” “I go to work until my Staff Sergeant…

Shut the fuck up, tomato

Shut the fuck up, tomato

We’ve got away from “you borrowed money from the mob, what were you thinking?” To “well we legalized it and turned the practice over to even more awful people.”  Mob guys might break people’s legs, but they understand that you can’t break everybody’s legs, you have to make good loans and only occasionally set an…

Of course you can take medication. I knew a guy who was celebrating in MOS school because after about 6 months of service he was diagnosed with skin cancer and he was sure it would be a medical discharge. He ended up staying in for the duration of his treatment and doing his full four years. 

The Marines (well, the Navy docs) gave me Percocet after my hernia surgery. Water and ibuprofen is the military cure-all, but it’s not like it’s the only thing they stock. Also, 3 miles for a battalion run once a year? Ooh, you army guys have it tough.

I not only is he a shit bag, he’s a shit bag on camera. I guess meeting your hero leaves you all flustered and sweaty.