Nah.  But $4 says he’s punched a pregnant woman in the stomach.

That’s a lot of nuance and effort to try to respond to the tomato troll’s new burner. He doesn’t mean any of the things he says, he’s just typing that out because you can’t smell his farts and he wants to upset people. 

I don’t believe your tomato ass reads anything you can’t spam with nonsense afterwards, fool. 

Every deployment we got a broad-spectrum anti-biotic like doxycycline to take to prevent malaria, and people either stopped taking it because A: it was a hassle, or B: I’m not sure I want a long term course of the maximum safe dose of an antibiotic. Some people really liked taking it because it gives some people very…

Our BAS was backed up for dentists so I got sent out to a dental clinic in town for a root canal and crown. I was filling out the new patient form and the nurse at the counter couldn’t understand that I didn’t have a regular doctor. “What do you do if you wake up and are sick?” “I go to work until my Staff Sergeant…

Shut the fuck up, tomato

Shut the fuck up, tomato

We’ve got away from “you borrowed money from the mob, what were you thinking?” To “well we legalized it and turned the practice over to even more awful people.”  Mob guys might break people’s legs, but they understand that you can’t break everybody’s legs, you have to make good loans and only occasionally set an…

Of course you can take medication. I knew a guy who was celebrating in MOS school because after about 6 months of service he was diagnosed with skin cancer and he was sure it would be a medical discharge. He ended up staying in for the duration of his treatment and doing his full four years. 

The Marines (well, the Navy docs) gave me Percocet after my hernia surgery. Water and ibuprofen is the military cure-all, but it’s not like it’s the only thing they stock. Also, 3 miles for a battalion run once a year? Ooh, you army guys have it tough.

I not only is he a shit bag, he’s a shit bag on camera. I guess meeting your hero leaves you all flustered and sweaty. 

Holy shit, it has multiple accounts like that. 

So the good guys with guns weren’t good guys?  They were just more guys with guns, and then they turned out to be bad guys with guns?  We need some more guns so we can get to the bottom of this.  

Like, did you have any papers whatsoever when you were a kid?  I had a library card and some textbooks I’d written my name in. 

“General Kelly, I have shot my foot several times but it has done nothing to reduce the gunman’s presence in our school. If one of your aides could tweet help I would be greatly appreciated.”

This lady is the sort of person who trolls here, and the sort of unaware idiots the IRA bots are meant to emulate. 

Jeff Session’s friend got bullied in to resigning over, what, systematic sexually harassment? And it wasn’t Lyndsay Graham?

How many of the dms his account gets are just lunatics blaming someone else for shitting in their pants and whining for Trump to magically fix everything?

Shut the fuck up tomato

We’ve gone past “incompetence” and can start ascribing “malice” to this administration. The cruelty is the point.