Finding out he was an artillery officer tells me all I need to know about him. That whole field is full of dumb fucks who don’t care what direction they fire and aren’t good at double checking their math when they do. If he DID pose for photos with a corpse I imagine he would have had to go looking for a body to fuck…

A 23 year old intern ordered a troop movement at the cost of tens of millions of dollars in operating expenses.  Sounds like somebody knows more than the admirals. 

It’s effective though, because my atheist ass believes in demons now. 

Same. I live in a shittier state now, and I’m happy to see the land of Lincoln getting its act together.

Better mental health services to help people cope with life’s stresses, a better social safety net so that losing a job doesn’t mean homelessness and loss of medical care, better education so people don’t feel like this is an option, and yeah, less access to guns.

“Libtards are upset about mass shootings?  Then I guess we should be happy about mass shootings out of spite.  Muh freedumbs!”

My old high school had a single student shot when someone brought a gun into the cafeteria, so it wasn’t a big news story. This is just “oh, yeah, it happens everywhere all the time.

Obama was shocked and hurt by the thought of children being senselessly murdered in mass shootings, and since the entire Republican platform is “whatever will piss off libs” they decided they like kids getting killed. 

“Unexpected but unsurprising” was how I described most of what I saw in Afghanistan. Like, wow, you see stuff that defies all reason and expectation, but it just sort of becomes “oh yeah, shit’s weird here” and loses its ability to shock. It is not a healthy or sustainable mindset.

Spamming this isn’t as clever as you think it is. 

Remember how Obama talked about how the days where he spoke following a mass shooting were some of the most difficult and upsetting things he had to do as President?  And now it turns out, the President could just “not do anything” when shit like this happens?

These are pitiful people who believe it is me/us against the world, and they cling together in hateful little tribes, so anyone who doesn’t fluff their ego and join in is “the enemy” and part of the liberal media. 

I think Scott Adams believes the boss is the hero of the strip because he’s in charge. The engineers think they’re smart, but they can’t be because they aren’t the boss. Dogbert was specifically created to glorify the ruthless, inhuman evil that Dilbert lacks. (Plus Scott Adams created a character who is an evil dog,…

My grandmother always Goldman’s me and my sister we had some Indian blood in the family. She’s since passed and my cousin had the genetic ancestry testing that confirmed “no, not really,” but before that all I really had to go on was family oral history. And hell, even the DNA testing turned into “Your cousin David…

My job has an in-house fabrication department that builds out all of our spaces and furniture, and the furniture is heavy, shitty desks designed by our CEO and built out of diamond plate and square stock and textured metal so you can’t use the desktop as a writing surface.  They built new workstations for our office…

Nothing Richard Nixon did during the Saturday Night Massacre was illegal, he had the authority to fire the AG and the Deputy AG and the Special Prosecutor. But it cost him politically, which is why the House informed him that they didn’t have the votes to hold off an impeachment. The President has always had wide…

Well jumping on tables and food prep surfaces is going nowhere for Beto, so where’s the line?  

Trump has been President for two years and he’s still wildly unqualified to be President.

Shorter translation: go ahead and piss on my grave, I won’t be there. 

If he had managed to hit Bush he probably would have been a shoe-in for the award.