There are no sprinklers in the building so do it when the Trumps are at home. 

Obama got the Nobel Peace Prize in the “fuck you, George W Bush”category. 

I wish someone would ask McCain “who pays for your husband’s alt-Nazi website? The one that called you fat?”

I’m thinking about the David Frum quote again: “If conservatives become convinced that they can not win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. The will reject democracy.”  We’ve been firmly in the “Republicans are unAmerican” stage for a while now. 

As amusing as it is to see you fooling another idiot troll, Queen Antifah, shit the fuck up, tomato.

Dude hasn’t mastered shirts with buttons yet. He’s probably just wearing crocs.

Please show us on your doll where no girl ever touched you.  

Well, and a professional sports team.  

We had plenty of humiliating or disgusting details in the Marine Corps. The guy who has to stir a barrel of burning diesel-soaked feces from the latrines will end up being called the Trump detail. Or the guy who has to carry the 5 gallon shit-bucket when they’re in the field and can’t dig cat-holes will eventually…

Yeah, that brand new account that writes like Tomato?  Just ignore and dismiss.

Light yourself on fire, tomato. 

Worms is the tomato troll. If you dismiss the first reply you could nuke this whole stupid thread.

Shut the fuck up. 

Goddamn, new tomato, you can’t even make it five posts before going off the rails crazy?

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This is just a reminder that Trump broke the toilet seat in the Oval Office bathroom in January 2017.

“We could post something that will get ignored, or we could post something that is guaranteed to bring out a dozen manbabies with poor impulse control to generate clicks.”

This “it must be magic” bullshit would be a lot more convincing if every other country didn’t manage to have better healthcare than us. “This is an impossible dream” just makes you look like a stupid liar. 

If Warren brings her dog onstage at a debate we’ll see Trump recoil and shun a large friendly dog on camera. It’s about the only thing I can think of that would lose him supporters, although some of them would double down on Trump hating that liberal Full House commie dog. 

It’s more tomato bullshit, probably doesn’t qualify as sarcasm.