“Please leave my father out of Presidential politics” is the sort of devastating self-inflicted burn I have come to love from Maghyn McCain.  

We tend to only notice the dynasties that have Presidents in them, but I’d be curious to know how many Representatives’ seats are a family business.  If Duncan Vapebro Hunter can get elected on his father’s name recognition and incumbency then that’s more troubling than the Adams or The Kennedys. Mike Pence’s brother…

I’m a little bit amazed that his iron crosses and his swastika look so on-model. Done in the dark while shaking with fear?  That’s a lot better job than most Nazi vandals manage. 

Like every other championship team, aliens passed on a fast food reception at the White House. They’ll try again in a few years and see if we’ve got our shit together yet. 

Budget-Ashley Feinberg, couldn’t you find a racist comment to elevate instead of repeating this joke?

A brief stint in the military would have taught you what you didn’t get from simulated games. I learned to play on three separate occasions, and the only rules I remember are “Don’t renege, talk lots of shit.”

An ounce and a half is a shot.  Drink recipes work better with ratios, anyway.  

At the start of CM, her only memories are of being rescued by the Kree and trained as a Kree warrior. She doesn’t know she’s human, and she’s trying to track down a spy or a device or something. She gets stranded on Earth and is starting to have memories of living here, and at this point she’s trying to follow a lead…

You’re also not Gene Kelly. There’s a reason they keep making these.

You’re also not Gene Kelly. There’s a reason they keep making these.

“Killing time before a holiday weekend? Good luck finding s site to browse today!”

Oh, the local Republican doesn’t like the union leader. What a big surprise.

I’m pretty sure the Bible tells us we should stone your dumb ass to death.  Go fuck yourself, new troll. 

This is the usual projection from these idiots, yes? “No, your leader is an obese dementia patient with severe impulse control issues!”

What color ribbon am I supposed to wear if I want breast cancer to kill somebody?

Did Woody there in the cowboy hat testify how unrustled Donnie was?

“Committing a second violent act with abortion to a woman who has already been victimized by an act of rape or incest could physically or psychologically wound her further...”

I’ve heard that if a Congressperson were to sit in on all of the committee meetings scheduled simultaneously they’d have to be in three or four places at once. So they have an aide there and come back to question the witness during their scheduled time or for votes, and the aide briefs them on “vote yes on the motion,…

Look at the “de-feminized” cut somebody made of Avengers Endgame(LoL at the description, don’t actually watch it). Within two weeks of release, somebody edited a bootleg version to take out all of the women, but they also took out all of the minorities, all of the emotional scenes, the scene with a gay character in a…

I flew Delta last month, and they hadn’t cleaned either plane.

Aren’t these already the sub-$20 brand of jeans?  Are they going to start buying expensive stuff?