These are pitiful people who believe it is me/us against the world, and they cling together in hateful little tribes, so anyone who doesn’t fluff their ego and join in is “the enemy” and part of the liberal media. 

I think Scott Adams believes the boss is the hero of the strip because he’s in charge. The engineers think they’re smart, but they can’t be because they aren’t the boss. Dogbert was specifically created to glorify the ruthless, inhuman evil that Dilbert lacks. (Plus Scott Adams created a character who is an evil dog,…

My grandmother always Goldman’s me and my sister we had some Indian blood in the family. She’s since passed and my cousin had the genetic ancestry testing that confirmed “no, not really,” but before that all I really had to go on was family oral history. And hell, even the DNA testing turned into “Your cousin David…

My job has an in-house fabrication department that builds out all of our spaces and furniture, and the furniture is heavy, shitty desks designed by our CEO and built out of diamond plate and square stock and textured metal so you can’t use the desktop as a writing surface.  They built new workstations for our office…

Nothing Richard Nixon did during the Saturday Night Massacre was illegal, he had the authority to fire the AG and the Deputy AG and the Special Prosecutor. But it cost him politically, which is why the House informed him that they didn’t have the votes to hold off an impeachment. The President has always had wide…

Well jumping on tables and food prep surfaces is going nowhere for Beto, so where’s the line?  

Trump has been President for two years and he’s still wildly unqualified to be President.

Shorter translation: go ahead and piss on my grave, I won’t be there. 

If he had managed to hit Bush he probably would have been a shoe-in for the award. 

There are no sprinklers in the building so do it when the Trumps are at home. 

Obama got the Nobel Peace Prize in the “fuck you, George W Bush”category. 

I wish someone would ask McCain “who pays for your husband’s alt-Nazi website? The one that called you fat?”

I’m thinking about the David Frum quote again: “If conservatives become convinced that they can not win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. The will reject democracy.”  We’ve been firmly in the “Republicans are unAmerican” stage for a while now. 

As amusing as it is to see you fooling another idiot troll, Queen Antifah, shit the fuck up, tomato.

Dude hasn’t mastered shirts with buttons yet. He’s probably just wearing crocs.

Please show us on your doll where no girl ever touched you.  

Well, and a professional sports team.  

We had plenty of humiliating or disgusting details in the Marine Corps. The guy who has to stir a barrel of burning diesel-soaked feces from the latrines will end up being called the Trump detail. Or the guy who has to carry the 5 gallon shit-bucket when they’re in the field and can’t dig cat-holes will eventually…

Yeah, that brand new account that writes like Tomato?  Just ignore and dismiss.

Light yourself on fire, tomato.