Worms is the tomato troll. If you dismiss the first reply you could nuke this whole stupid thread.

Shut the fuck up. 

Goddamn, new tomato, you can’t even make it five posts before going off the rails crazy?

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This is just a reminder that Trump broke the toilet seat in the Oval Office bathroom in January 2017.

“We could post something that will get ignored, or we could post something that is guaranteed to bring out a dozen manbabies with poor impulse control to generate clicks.”

This “it must be magic” bullshit would be a lot more convincing if every other country didn’t manage to have better healthcare than us. “This is an impossible dream” just makes you look like a stupid liar. 

If Warren brings her dog onstage at a debate we’ll see Trump recoil and shun a large friendly dog on camera. It’s about the only thing I can think of that would lose him supporters, although some of them would double down on Trump hating that liberal Full House commie dog. 

It’s more tomato bullshit, probably doesn’t qualify as sarcasm. 

“Please leave my father out of Presidential politics” is the sort of devastating self-inflicted burn I have come to love from Maghyn McCain.  

We tend to only notice the dynasties that have Presidents in them, but I’d be curious to know how many Representatives’ seats are a family business.  If Duncan Vapebro Hunter can get elected on his father’s name recognition and incumbency then that’s more troubling than the Adams or The Kennedys. Mike Pence’s brother…

I’m a little bit amazed that his iron crosses and his swastika look so on-model. Done in the dark while shaking with fear?  That’s a lot better job than most Nazi vandals manage. 

Like every other championship team, aliens passed on a fast food reception at the White House. They’ll try again in a few years and see if we’ve got our shit together yet. 

Budget-Ashley Feinberg, couldn’t you find a racist comment to elevate instead of repeating this joke?

A brief stint in the military would have taught you what you didn’t get from simulated games. I learned to play on three separate occasions, and the only rules I remember are “Don’t renege, talk lots of shit.”

An ounce and a half is a shot.  Drink recipes work better with ratios, anyway.  

At the start of CM, her only memories are of being rescued by the Kree and trained as a Kree warrior. She doesn’t know she’s human, and she’s trying to track down a spy or a device or something. She gets stranded on Earth and is starting to have memories of living here, and at this point she’s trying to follow a lead…

You’re also not Gene Kelly. There’s a reason they keep making these.

You’re also not Gene Kelly. There’s a reason they keep making these.

“Killing time before a holiday weekend? Good luck finding s site to browse today!”

Oh, the local Republican doesn’t like the union leader. What a big surprise.