faaiodeoiad, tell me, what IS a plethora?

The thing is, I absolutely served alongside guys who would do this. Good luck maintaining order and discipline when “MAGA!” is the new viable court-martial defense.

Originally it was probably because they nationalized their oil reserves, but now it’s because they’re the guys that Daddy always said were bad guys.

Trump didn’t really get to start any wars during his first half-term, so those two years shouldn’t count.  

It’s not enough to have a hunting rifle locked up in the closet, or a pistol in a safe. To demonstrate how fervently you believe in owning the libs, you have to openly carry a firearm with you everywhere you go at all times. 

Is she saying “toters” and “toting” a lot, or is it just me?  

The cruelty is always the point. 

What is this meltdown in reference to, exactly? Not being allowed to tweet under her own name? People saying she’s a nut?

We can always impeach him after the election if he ekes out another “won with fewer votes” scenario. His crimes aren’t going away. Try ousting him with elections, and the try listing him with impeachment, and if neither of those nonviolent solutions work then try it with violence (cue obese and elderly insane trolls…

Isn’t “born in prison” exactly Bane’s origin story? Remember the simpler times of the early 90s, when shit like this was only (acknowledged as) happening in fictional South American tyrannies?

Even fucking Archer would consider this baby-town frolics. 

All of the usual trolls who are here delighting in the death of a child are happy to be complicit in this, as it makes them feel strong and connected to their fellow monsters. There’s a reason the word “fascist” shares a root with the word “faggot.” They’re a bunch of weak twigs that are only strong when they’re…

His Biden2020 account sure does, though 

Opie’s mother thinks the Lower East Bumfuck, Iowa Donkey hits pretty close to home.

“I’m just a modest, regular guy who orders 200 Big Macs, the same as you people.”

Ugh, subject Barr to a full two hours of questioning? Or three? Surely only the most stamina-haver could tolerate more than three hours of hostile questioning by a House committee. 

There’s a big difference between “my parents caught Spanish Flu” and “a space god instantly vaporized every other person,” which is practically Lovecraftian in the horror of how cosmically delicate humanity is. I can see people failing to cope with Thanos.  

Would “being a multimillionaire advertising and recruitment venue for the US military” constitute being a state actor?  The NFL takes plenty of federal dollars, how deep does that association need to be before one can assert those dollars might influence NFL policy?

But then only criminals would commit domestic violence!  Outlawing things doesn’t work! *injects performance enhancing drug*

What are you, a 1950s cop?  “See ma’am, if we arrest him, he won’t be around no more, and you don’t want that.  Just don’t make him angry, okay?”