“That creepy white kid stole six guns from his parent’s unlocked closet and killed a few dozen people-oopsie!”
“That creepy white kid stole six guns from his parent’s unlocked closet and killed a few dozen people-oopsie!”
We live in a country where some rocky, barren land in Wyoming counts for more than the people in California. We live under a system where liberals routinely receive more votes and fewer representatives. This hasn’t been a democratic republic for a long time.
Tit for tat? It seems to be mostly tits right now with very few tats. But the police are only investigating tats, not god-fearing tits who are just exercising their rights to stockpile dozens of assault rifles and tens of thousands of rounds.
Thanos DID hesitate, though, since he decided to kill everyone and leave no survivors. He tried to avoid his destiny and he got fucked up for it.
Is the biden2020 Joeknows troll supposed to be trying to convince people to support joe, or trying to piss people off into being mad at joe, or just acting up because he has too much free time?
The Baracka troll stans Libby and also tends to go on tirades about Marvel movies being for uneducated people. There’s a real feedback loop spooling up here.
You’re replying to jpony an awful lot here, and his trolling ass doesn’t deserve anything other than a dismiss. He’s either just saying bigoted things or copying Trump talking points everywhere he shows up. He doesn’t have anything to say that merits a response other than “shut the fuck up.”
Only in America would $2 million for a beating sound like a a legitimate medical expense.
When Dear Leader is worshipped as a god by his brainwashed followers, and negative becomes a positive.
Yeah, I drive to the state line about once a month and buy $20 worth of single line Powerball drawings. I worked out what I spend in gas and tickets once, and decided that the dream of wealth was pleasant enough to justify the trip once a month rather than once a week, so now I buy multiple draws for the whole…
The #VegasStrong Tshirt and bumper sticker business is still selling well, until I realized it had only been a year last October.
I like them and I thought about using them this year, but I’ve used the turbotax free-filing ever since I got out of the service, so...
When your broker or your bank sends you your statement at the end of the year telling you what you earned or withdrew, they also report that info to the IRS. The IRS doesn’t open up a return and say “Oh, gosh, this person retired this year, now we have to figure out what they owe!”
Google says it’s a two hour bus ride from the UVA campus to the White House. It’d take a whole half-day to meet with the President, and everybody’s just really busy this time of year, you know?
The enchantment on Mjolnir is that it can only be lifted by one who Odin’s enchantment finds “worthy”—full stop. There are a few characters besides Thor who are able to lift it, and Captain America is one of them.
Even calling him “General” is too generous. He was a Lt. Colonel in the US Army who got promoted to full Colonel and then immediately resigned before he could be given orders to fight for the Union. He only picked up his“General” rank from a treasonous rebellion that he caused to fail.
But they leave at like 3 on Fridays! What if they miss an important call?
I’ve never met a party-line Republican who didn’t claim “I’m an independent!” when he talks about his politics, either. They know their brand is poison.
Honestly, I’m most surprised that he’s not tweeting out wrestling pay-per-view ads and insisting that it’s all totally real.