Cap dies putting everything right, everyone laments how they’ll miss him, and then credits. After the credits, cut to the Red Skull on Vormir suddenly looking terrified as Captain Fucking America emerges from the Soul Stone and spends an eternity beating Skull’s ass.

New York Man Charged With Threatening to Kill Rep. Ilhan Omar

I woke up and saw your reply, and now I’m wondering if the existence of globes might prove the hollow earth theory. I mean, if the earth really was a rocky ball with a molten iron core, the globes would be full of rocks and molten metal too, right? The fact that they’re hollow proves geologists know the earth is hollo…

There’s a difference between coming here to shout an opinion and coming here to shout a contrarian opinion because you like to watch people’s noses curl up when you fart in an elevator. Baracka’s whole schtick is “hurt durr, I’m pretending I’m super-liberal, I’ll see if I can trick people into agreeing with things I…

I need a detailed map of this town, so I’ll have to get out my 10-foot wide globe that is big enough to show details. 

Like, the logic of it works backwards in such a funny way.  “Navigators must be in on the secret, and they have the secret flat maps (that everyone can see and buy, I guess).”

I saw some of the usual Gizmodo techbros show up later in the thread with a bunch of Libertarian anti-vaxx nonsense, but for the most part the bits I’ve seen remained civil and well-intentioned.

I think he’s trying to demonstrate how smart he is by pretending to be very stupid.  I don’t understand the youths. 

Unless an unbelted child is thrown from a crashing car and hits another child, the consequences for not using a car seat are usually fairly specific to the family responsible.  Going to school with measles will infect anyone not able to be vaccinated, though, which is the equivalent of crashing the car into a…

Oh, I only made it to #8 before I gave up. They argue that since maps are printed on flat paper it means the Earth must be flat, otherwise navigators would take a globe to sea with them.  That’s perfect.

Well, sure, if you want to use a word from the Christian Bible to describe this Jewish flight I guess Exodus could work.  

During the AIDS crisis the Religious Right was wrongfully applying good, established public policy as a cudgel to discriminate against homosexuals.

Running your car without a proper child seat and seatbelts can kill your child, yes. But it won’t kill anyone else’s child in the process. Anti-vax parents are fighting for the right to infect others with a deadly disease.

I feel like there’s a less clunky, less redundant word for a Jewish Exodus.

Is having a pinhead part of fetal alcohol syndrome? Or are their comorbidities at work in a case like that?

“Everyone who survived childhood measles lived to adulthood, so measles aren’t that bad” is a survivorship fallacy. Measles outbreaks are absolutely a public health emergency, because measles do kill some children. A flu outbreak is a public health emergency because the flu kills some people.

Aaaannd there it is, the persistent right wing troll that eventually makes his way to posting outright anti-Semitic conspiracy theories.  

So, are the laws that allowed them to imprison and quarantine Thyphoid Mary for the last 30 years of her life not on the books any more?

Hopefully this terms of service change on the 10th will weed some of this crap out. I know if I was an advertiser and looking at metrics, I wouldn’t be too impressed by “20% of our site’s clicks come from one angry user and his sock puppet accounts.”

He’s probably mean to you because you’re a troll, troll.