Well, they took him alive, so maybe we’ll get a trial where he gets on the stand and professes his love for Donald Trump, made possible by Rupert Murdoch’s new-fascist global propaganda outlet. 

Do we need to have another vote? Just recount  the votes from the Hurricane Sandy relief vote and hopefully nobody gets fucked. 

Why is he still “Acting” chief of staff anyway?   That’s not a Senate confirmed position. Does he know no one is going to stay for more than six months, or does he think Mick will stay on his toes if he doesn’t have the job locked down?

Reason spent most of his second term upstairs in the Residence watching tv. I don’t really care what room the demented idiot wastes time in. 

I like Tiny. Just a huge guy walking down the street stealing cars by picking them up and putting them on flatbeds. It’s the last place you’d expect to find a reference to it, but the Saints Row games have a character, Oleg, in one of them that’s an 8 foot tall giant Russian who has too many similarities to be just a…

He doesn’t need to donate money. He’s giving that church exposure. They can say they’re the church President Trump uses!

I remember cartman could actually plan and carry out long-term goals. 

It’s like the police shootings that are caught on cellphone cameras now. It’s not like they just started shooting people in the last few years, it’s that it just became easier to see them doing it. Do you think Trump is a massive outlier, or do you think previous idiot Presidents were just protected by the bubble the P…

He’s still probably too rich to be put in a home, it’ll just be in-home nursing aides for the rest of his life while his kids try to find a way to either have him declared unfit or killed discretely.

I wonder how many 19th century Presidents we had who just spent their idle hours writing nonsense and doodling dicks on scraps of paper that were immediately burned by a foresighted secretary.  Surely we can’t have fallen this far this quickly, right?  This was something that has aways been just narrowly avoided?

The driver, Stan, always babied a beer with salt to keep the head up because he had to drive home across a bizarre route that he’d spent a long time considering. Dortmunder and Kelp always drank “Amesterdam Liquor Store Bourbon - Our Own Brand” when they were planning a job. One of the stories features John going…

The OJ from Donald Westlake’s Dortmunder novels. It’s a seedy New York bar, but the storeroom in the back is the site where Dortmunder’s crew plans their capers (which pay off pretty well about half of the time).

The list of things I got was “Prison reform, the economy is doing so good, and he can’t trust Hillary because of how she handled classified information.” (Every retired SNCO I know has a story about an EKMS/crypto manager fucking up and getting denied re-enlistment or something). Two days after he told me handling…

“It’s just a prank, bro! Stupid liberals believe the ok sign means white power, just because a bunch of racists flash that sign?”

I’m surprised he can keep tires on that trailer. I can think of a handful of times I’ve picked up a nail or a screw and had a flat tire, and none of my vehicles were covered in insane hateful nonsense. Don’t they have drywall screws in Michigan?

My boss at work doesn’t understand why people aren’t giving Trump credit for the good things he’s done.  Like, uh... prison reform?  There’s no telling Trump supporters that even if Trump was actually doing something right it wouldn’t excuse the hatred, the violence, and dissolving the rule of law that he’s also…

A white man in Australia, complaining about ethnic groups moving in and pushing the local people out. I’d say what goes around comes around, but this kid found a way to talk to this guy on his own level.

I just dismissed a big ranty page of insults from the Baracka tomato. If he’s not one of the sock puppet accounts Russian intelligence creates to drive narratives and create dissent then he’s surely at least been noticed as a useful idiot who furthers their anti democratic objectives unwittingly.

Now there’s an idea: California and New York should stop doing business with Republican-ran states. You elected a Republican Senator? Cali will hold it against you and freeze you out. If the Senate is going to over-represent empty lands with idiot voters then more populous liberal states need to find a way to…

If we treated the 2nd Amendment the way the right treats abortion we might make some steady progress on eliminating gun violence in this country. Recognize that the courts have said this is a right, but then start working to restrict that right and throw up roadblocks to anyone who wants to exercise it. You want a…