Gotta keep the Peter Theils and other evil billionaires with dual citizenship who plan to ride out the American collapse in NZ happy. Turns out that American style gun laws lead to American style massacres.

I’m most impressed that she has a favorite longstem rose.  Like, how long do you think she’s had it?  

I assume a lot of this is possible when you have rich parents. She reminds me of the girl who did the bad “Friday” song because her parents had some money to make a video for their darling child. 

It’s almost as if there’s an organized campaign of bad-faith accounts pretending to be liberal posters that are merely here to spread dissent and divide actual liberals.

Americans have a big problem in general with people asking for help. 

This troll doesn’t understand that people hate him because he’s objectively a bad person, not because he was born into a particular religion.

Jeb! is the third generation in a dynasty and his only goal here is to maintain the family brand at some distance to this current disaster, so in 6 or 10 years his rapist son, George P. Bush, can campaign as a solid non-Trump alternative.

I wonder if they put a newspaper on the counter before he jumped up and put his feet where they’re putting food. Maybe Iowa is just evenly covered in shit and this isn’t a sanitary issue for them.  

France is famous for her laissez faire approach for preserving French language and culture! /s

Conservatives eagerness to get on board with “don’t report bad things” comes across as “Don’t mention their names. Don’t mention these crimes. In fact, just ignore that any bad thing happened and let us quietly enjoy this.”

People aren’t shitting on Christianity. They’re shitting on people like you, personally, because you are objectively a bad person who deserves to be shat upon.

“Very fine people on both sides of this terror attack.”

I remember an old Chris Rock bit about how Iraq clearly wasn’t a threat since we took over the whole country in two weeks, and you couldn’t take over Baltimore in two weeks. One thing all of those groups Trump brags about being loyal and “tough” is they are all also vastly outnumbered. If things turn bad being a cop…

This motherfucker is making me miss Green Beans. No frills, and better coffee than Starbucks.

I’m increasingly convinced that if we chase it far enough it’s going to eventually read LOLOLOL at the end.

The fact that it “matters” from ages 13 to 18 is part of the problem, given that very few children have the foresight to set lifelong plans into motion. If you were studious and disciplined as a child it’s more about luck than merit.

This guy would be bitching about “you can’t expect to get into college with that haircut/dressed like that/with those genes” even if Paul was an honors high school student. He feels good about himself by reveling in other people’s problems. 

I’m confused as to why Olivia Jade even goes to college, beyond “it’s a super-exclusive club/camp thing teens and early 20 somethings do.”  Little rich girl won’t use her degree, but it’ll be a mark that she somehow accomplished something I couldn’t  

The Gem State?  It’s the Potato State or “the L,” and don’t ever let those dirt-dick fuckers forget it.