Even if he wasn’t the tomato troll, enough people call him out regularly that he’s his own brand of devoted/contracted/obligated troll to keep coming back and throwing tantrums. I hope he’s the tomato because if he isn’t then it means there are two equally awful dedicated trolls here.

The woman bringing in the cake knows there’s a decent chance he’s going to throw a tantrum and flip a plate of flaming twinkies at her.

I’m looking for Trump’s to start showing up on the list. This sounds much cheaper than the usual donations for admission routine, so I imagine Fred Trump pioneered it. 

It sounds like they didn’t go to many classes, though. If she guessed her way through the SAT and then just accepted a 1550 score or something (I never took the SAT, it’s out of 1600, right?) then maybe they’re too stupid to know how stupid they are.

That’s brilliant! Just take the wings off the plane so it can’t fly, and just rol it along the ground the whole trip. We oughta start a company, Trump Land-Planes, to fly people safely along the ground!

It’s his job to post about how all Democrats are as bad as Republicans, and we need to support Bernie. If Bernie somehow won the nomination, it would be his job to complain about that. He’s just a troll meant to skew people’s opinions and set people fighting against each other.

Congress has the right to request them.  People are speculating that the fact that they haven’t is a sign that either the tax returns are already in the hands of investigators who might not want a public spectacle at this time, or they’re so tied up in legal issues that they can’t be released. 

I won’t buy fucking shoes online because I don’t trust them to run true to size, even if I’ve got a worn out pair of the same brand. Musk wants me to buy a car based entirely on “The best photos we can take look good?”

I can’t believe that’s not a misquote. Did he really say “Democratic Party?”

It would be a little bit amusing to see Donald Obesity Trump claiming someone was too old/unhealthy to be President. 

Only 11 holes in one?  That doesn’t sound very miraculous. 

The military is a daycare for the unemployable. We don’t want those people leaving base. 

I wouldn’t have went that deep into the grays to find his comment if it wasn’t the first promoted comment for this article. She’s actually guaranteeing people see him this way.

You’d think Republicans would love to lock up support in a new majority catholic state with strong anti-Cuban sentiment the way they try to in Florida, but hatred of brown skin really does override all of their decisions.  

Obi-Wan’s character Grimes is the only one whose name was changed.  The soldier he was based on was caught raping his daughter. 

The troops don’t even throw a shovel down next to the body any more, the way they did under Bush!  It’s definitely a problem Obama’s started!

I’m not sure the writers know how kinja works since Sophie seems to revel in promoting actual trolls. Surely she’s not doing it just to create “buzz” or some shit on her articles, right?

Thanks for making sure this troll is the top comment!

I look forward to all the fiscal conservatives wailing about how expensive the green new deal is suddenly telling us the wall money will come “from money.”  Money wasn’t a concern when we wanted to spend trillions of dollars in a twenty year war, and money’s not an issue when we want to build a racist ass monument to…

Clown nose?