When he wasn’t cursing, Schmidt provided insights like “this is not Trumpistan,” while defending Schultz’s right to run as a third party candidate.

That’s the tomato troll.  

He keeps using that line, “sometimes referred to by me as Pocahontas” in his tweets like he thinks it’s clever to inform his bots that “I am talking to you now.” I wonder if Stephen Miller didn’t write this and he has to include a reminder of who Elizabeth Warren is for President Pudding Brain in case someone asks…

This is just Stephen Miller’s speed, though. 

Franklin and Valeria are both teens now, since the period they spent exploring the new multiverse after Secret Wars lasted 7 years for them.  

He knows that word “triggers” people or something, so he says it to get a reaction. He doesn’t have enough brain power to make an actual argument, he just has a list of buzzwords that he has learned to slot into different situations. His comment is the equivalent of farting in church because his mother wouldn’t give…

“Where does that TV person get off, going on TV and saying stuff about his chosen profession?”  

Staggering the resignations so they keep a Democrat in the governor’s mansion seems pretty smart, but the party of Gerald Ford will surely throw a huge fit about an unelected governorship. Oh well.  

I think we have so many persistent trolls here that I can’t tell who the original tomato troll is most of the time. I want to say a few tomato troll accounts have come and gone since the Baracka troll started posting, but he’s been slower to slide into lunacy than most so maybe he is the real tomato. 

In real-world time it’s 44 years,  but does Marvel still work on a 12 sliding scale?  Like, the FF debuted about 12 years ago in the 616 universe, no matter what the current year is?

I’m also going to give more benefit of doubt to the guy who owns the Post vs the guy who’s on the Facebook board.

The gif isn’t showing up on my phone, but’s it’s Mrgan Freeman asking “you want to fight Batman?” isn’t it?

I’m not going to fight kinja to post another picture of Trump’s mom, but both of Donald’s parents look like you’d expect to see them fighting the Ghostbusters. It’s a whole family of ghouls. 

I’m inclined to believe she misunderstood the text of the jacket and was surprised that it was interpreted as apathetic.

“He’s an obese septuagenarian with a family history of dementia, he might literally be immortal.”  Okay, Doctor Pills. 

Or he’s changed outfits at some point in the past ten years.

NPR cited a statistic that 90% of rapes are men raping women, but those rapes are committed by only 10% of men. Basically, most of the raping is done by a small subset of men, but they rape several people.

I believe the last actual filibuster was Ted Cruz reading and misunderstanding green eggs and ham to delay a funding vote, then quitting his filibuster to go on Rush Limbo’s show and brag about his filibuster.

We’re on track to pretty quickly have 70% of the country living in just 15 states and represented by only 30 Senators, which means the 30% of the country that votes Republican will have a 70 vote supermajority that cuts out all of the major economic, cultural, and population centers. The corn and cattle in the…

If they move to Tennessee we can expect to start finding more spelling and grammar errors in the “please help,” notes snuck into packages.