Now I wonder if the only reason she isn’t a White House staffer is so she can claim executive privilege when she’s subpoenaed.

“This all has consequences. Except the crimes I’ve committed, you should just get over that.”

“New standards from Health and Human Service today announce that the BMI of—jesus— 55?? is the new barrier for obesity.”

He started popping diet pills because he was afraid of getting fat(ter). He’s always thought he’s smarter than his doctors and that he can buy his way out of anything, even poor health.  I hope he has a prolonged health crisis where all his Fox friends discuss whether or not a bed bound President is too weak to run…

His dad died of dementia, but not until he was in his 90s. His dad was half Donnie’s size, though. 

But “being gay” and “wearing a Klan hood” are not two equivalent states.  People wear those racist red hats to gloat about sneaking another racist throwback into office.  They’re looking for a confrontation every bit as much as the asshole wearing a Nazi armband and getting punched out it.  They have full control of…

I think you’re vastly underestimating how much free time a troll like Jigglypuff has and how willing they are to waste it on petty shit like harassing a restaurant. (Though I thought he was gone for good these past few weeks. Maybe he went back to jail.)

Roberts knows that any nakedly partisan rulings will be overturned by a later court, and that he’ll get lumped in with Roger Taney as absolutely shitbags who abused his position to push terrible ideas.  He may not like liberal positions and he’ll try to slow-roll them as much as possible, but he knows that’s where the…

Scrap it. See how much you can get for turning it in recycling it. 

I mean, “richest man in the world, still not Batman” would be a much more devastating smear than “shows his weiner to his mistress.”

How do you want to affect that climate change goal without disrupting industries and messing with the economy? “It’s gonna wreck the economy” has been the gripe for twenty years, so including economic packages makes sense to me. 

He owns a store in pretty much every city in America and he STILL has a yearly drama about the holiday cups that he can’t avoid, so of course he thought running on a platform of “be nicer to billionaires” was a good idea.

I painted my face a very dark blue the Halloween I went as Papa Smurf. At least one person thought I was a black (shirtless??) Santa Claus.

We should have dissolved all of the Confederate states and counties, renamed all of the towns, and made them apply as all new territories to earn back statehood.

Sounds like daddy wanted his son to be a congressman, and now Woodall is feee to live out his dreams. 

UPS, FedEx, and Amazon are all depend on the USPS for last-mile delivery when it’s not financially wise for them to send a truck to the middle of nowhere. They wouldn’t work without the USPS doing to work they won’t take. 

She probably cakes on the foundation because she also has a Trumpian approach to drug use. 

“What makes the all more puzzling is that McCain and her husband adopted their daughter Bridget from Bangladesh in 1993. Somehow, despite having a mixed race family herself, McCain couldn’t fathom that a mother and daughter of different ethnicities could be traveling together.”

Google is full of results about Ross telling people to take payday loans, but I can’t remember which Trump officials are invested in payday loans and the recent debacle is obscuring my search.  Anyone know if ol’ Wilbur made some money off of that “advice” to unpaid workers?

It’s $25 a month to have a checking account at US Bank, and they just started charging things like fees for cashiers checks (that I use for rent) and service fees. A lot of that is waived because I’m a vet, but my savings account charges if it drops too low.  I’ve had better experiences with credit unions, but I can’t…