You know all those words make people excited, but you have no idea what any of them mean, do you?  Your comment is the equivalent of a kid farting really loud because people laughed one time. 

What party is Bernie a member of again, troll bro?

Plan A is the tax rate their parents paid. Plan B is burning their mansions down.

That’s going to be her obituary photo. 

I can’t wait for the conservative whining and the pouty Suckabee presse “conference” about how disrespectful the Speaker’s mean-clapping was. 

I’d say, ordinarily, that Manchurian Cantaloupe thinks the sun shines for him, but he seemed pretty pissy that the biggest round of applause of the night was for a bunch of old women who are mean to him.

Well, they can’t gray me twice. Been nice seeing you all, folks. 

I usually get a coffee and a breakfast sandwich from there on the weekends, but I’ve been trying to find local shops since Howard went on his “be nice to billionaires” campaign.  Starbucks just leaves a sour taste in my mouth  

It’s from Idiocracy, when the world’s smartest man suggests watering the crops with water instead of Gatorade/Brawndo, which is killing them.  Faucets now provide sports drinks instead of water. “Water? Like from a toilet?”

We’re all spamming the auction email with $1 bids, right?

“Hey, Blue Shield, wouldn’t it be great if the childhood leukemia cases you’re paying out for we’re covered by someone else, and you could shift your business model entirely to covering for cosmetic procedures and fleecing terrified old people who want “non-socialized” shitty coverage?

Shut up, tomato. 

I think the actively racist members of Trump’s Administration are being empowered because they’re the only ones evil enough to fluff Trump’s ego, not because Trump sought them out based on their beliefs.

This kid looks like a young Ken Bone, and I bet this is all down to his shitty parents making a big deal out of having the name Trump. So, it’s probably a feel-good asshole scam, like Ken Bone.

Isn’t his wife a foreign model?  Trump and Brady probably see themselves in each other. 

Yeah. That’s why everyone hates Tom Brady.  Because of the kissing.

I mean, it’d be interesting to know where the yearbook editor works now, yeah.  If he or she is an editor at a paper now, would you trust their paper’s coverage?

“Facial recognition software on this grainy, black and white photo from25 years ago proves I am not the man in blackface!”

Not if your position is “fuck you, I should have won that Michael Jackson lookalike contest!” Not if your position about “am I in this racist photo” keeps changing. Not if you can’t even give a half-assed apology that even hints at rehabilitation. 

Aw, you made it, what, three posts into your new burner account before you just couldn’t help yourself, could you?