The hypocrisy isn’t just “Republicans only point this out when it hurts Dems.”  It’s also hypocritical to claim “Yeah, he was wrong but he should get a gimme because of the first hypocrisy.”

Make sure you drink straight corn syrup and stomp on your razor for us so we’re good and pwned, okay?

What’s your incentive to keep coming here and posting this tripe?  I think the amount of burners and trolls here is proof that shitheads will give a site a lot of traffic if it’s for “lulz” or something. 

Oh, that is ABSOLUTELY how it will play out. Trump will declare a national emergency, the SCROTUS* will shrug, Trump will declare abortion rights a national emergency and whatever other silly thing he can think of, until the Senate agrees to go along with the House Resolution to remove emergency declaration authority…

And then they had the disclaimer about NOT drinking and driving?  Fuck InBev, I don’t need some liberal big gub’mint regulations telling me what I can and can’t do! /s

You could just prop the doors open on the White House elevator and he’d be trapped upstairs.

He was sooo close to having a point that maybe phone polls aren’t a super accurate way to measure modern America, and then he couldn’t help but rage-piss himself with his “SJW” nonsense. 

Protecting the Super Bowl? That sounds like a scam to attend the game. I suppose in a week and a half ICE will be protecting fancy restaurants and hotels with their wives coming along?

It’s from the Great Escape.  The guys getting on the bus are uszing forged papers to escape, and the German officer says something like “Have a nice day” in English, which the Brit reflexively answers with “thanks, you too” and blows their cover. 

That would be the Jacob Wohl who’s banned from all finance-related activity for life, right?  Who tried to frame the Special Counsel for rape?  

This is the whole argument for the Citizens United ruling: just because someone gives a politician a bunch of money it doesn’t mean there’s a bribe involved. If there are no clear instructions on the memo line of the check, it could be a completely unrelated donation. 

If the Trump and Suckabee Sanders whine about it, the press can just claim the floors are uneven.  “You told us this place was a dump!”

This would be a perfect time to preempt the Super Bowl with news of a Trump Organization indictment and arrests. 

Well, there was that one time the Soviet Union threatened to send troops into Egypt and kick off World War III and Nixon was passed out drunk, but Kissinger, Schlesinger, and the head of the Joint Chiefs, and some other unelected officials started sending nuclear bombers out and raising us to DEFCON 3 to respond to…

I hope he strokes out during the State of the Union. I hope they keep investigating his kids. 

Even when they talk about his schedule, they block it out as an 8 hour day. Like, I have a junior leadership position and even I work 9 or 10 hours a day, and it’s not like my job is downstairs from my apartment. I would have figured the Presidency was a 24/7 job, I didn’t think your could part time it. 

You know his last words will be “such a big crowd, I’ve brought so many people out for such a momentous event, this is what I like to see” and he’ll have a big smile as they put the hood on. Then we’ll have lots of problematic externalities about “the state of Texas wants to execute a mentally retarded person and…

His tax returns would absolutely show if he had legal financial arrangements with foreign interests. Such interests would absolutely be a liability for a government official, which is why the Manchurian Cantaloupe is keeping them a secret. But try explaining that to the Trump troll who thinks that “stupid liberals”…

Anyone who stands in the presence of this motherfucker without taking a swing at him is a collaborator. 

I want every picture of this administration taken with a Dutch angle/ Batman villain-lair tilt from now on.