That Trump could help him hook up with some hot escorts, one sex addict to another?

And yet the usual Trumpanzee is here spamming the place with “there are no crimes in anybody’s tax returns, so there’s no point in looking, so stop looking!”  He’s probably the genius that argues “drunk driving is illegal, Officer, so I must be sober since you pulled me over while I was driving.”

Trump only cares about ratings, so someone should tell him how big the crowd at his hanging will be. 

It’s just another piece of evidence that Trump really didn’t want to win and thought the campaign was a great money making publicity scheme. It’s like a dad trying to run out on his family and accidentally moving into the house across the street. 

Once again, we’re presented with the dilemma that every conservative argument presents: are you stupid enough to not understand why this is a big deal, or do you think we’re stupid enough to believe your lies?

That’s like claiming that if Trump had a better diet he would have grown to be 15 feet tall. Like, maybe? but definitely not really. The fact that a “doctor” claims living to 200 is possible because of “genes” while overlooking a family history of dementia should disqualify Jackson right there.

“That picture has, like, a lot of shoe polish on the guy’s face. My experience with blackface tells me that guy’s an amateur blackface aficionado and I wouldn’t have made such a rookie mistake. Also, the KKK costume doesn’t meet regulations.”

I go with Manchurian Cantaloupe, myself.  

“Y’all keep sending neo-Nazi Steve King back to Congress? Would you like to pick the Democratic nominee for President for us?”  Fuck Iowa indeed.  

I hope he declares it during the State of the Union, and that Speaker Pelosi calls the House into session the moment the speech ends for the “No it’s not” vote to rescind his authority to declare national emergencies.  

The Salvation Army was probably worried some of the homeless people might be gay and refused to help out of their closely-held corporation’s religious beliefs.

Elizabeth Warren got into politics late in life, and she came in with clear priorities of what policies she wanted to enact and change at the CFPB and then the Senate. It’s not surprising to me, then, that she’d be so bad at the self-aggrandizing part of our current system.  I tend to assume the worst about someone…

Nancy should just unplug the teleprompter.  It’s her chamber, after all, just tell the Sergeant at Arms to cut power.  

Then it wouldn’t be a “metapost.”  It might even require a headline if it was more than one tweet and a snarky comment. 

I mean, he leads off with “I’m here to troll” and then follows up with “Rand Paul is a genius!”  It’s the laziest fucking troll in a place pretty thick with trolls.  

This is not the correct way to handle bad-faith attacks from conspiracy peddlers.

Wow, looking at that picture of all that cardboard makes me think of a great way to protest. Someone should light that warehouse on fire to get people’s attention, right HamNo?

Do you think the trolls who spam every fucking article buy a lot of stuff from the kinja deals? Do advertisers count a single user with multiple throwaway accounts as extra sets of eyes?  

Splinter only tolerates trolls like jkjkjgjgkjgjgkgjk there because they can turn around and tell advertisers “we have a ton of shitposters who will see your ads.”  Hopefully Amazon will get wise and tell them “stop letting trolls create a doze burner accounts, we’re not paying you extra for inflating your user…

I remember a Douglas Adams article from 20 years ago about the new phenomenon of internet advertising, and how for the very first time advertisers could see exactly how many people saw an ad, how long they saw it for, whether they followed the ad to a store, and whether the ad resulted in an actual sale. It’s not…