Shut up, tomato. 

They gained seats in a year when more Dem Senators were up for election, and most of them were from red states. The opposite happens in 2020 when all of the Republicans who got elected in Obama’s last midterm are up for election, and lots of them are in blue or swing states. Plus presidential years bring more voters…

Shut up, tomato. 

“If I don’t press him on this now, maybe he’ll let me not press him in the future!”

“Im gonna order TWO coffees tomorrow, and tell ‘em to write HOWARD on the cup!”

I’m positive they already had a lot of the graphics, marketing, and sound for his 9 9 9 plan left over from his pizza job. “Herman, no one’s going to order nine pizzas. Hell, no one’s going to order one pizza with nine toppings!”

They could shoot Junior. 

I guess once you have a direct line to troll the President you want to use it as often as possible?

You’re expecting a good faith argument from Frankenstein there?  

“We’re doing a post-mortem to make sure our next round of layoffs will be a surprise.”

Any word on whether or not they had puppies at this meeting?

If we’re going to throw $315,000 at a company for each employee they hire, why can’t we just give that $315k for universal basic income to 10 people?

He’s got very high standards for journalists, but he splits his time between GMG sites and Infowars/Brietbart/Fox, etc.  I’m not sure why he’s always here bitching about how much he hates the actual sites and all of their comments. 

Black Fridays sales would start having a White Hot Rage Voting Day pre-sales every odd year. 

Florida with hats. 

🍅 

He’ll squint a lot because the drugs he will take make his pupils fully dilated.  He’ll be high as a kite. 

Deliver it from the Speaker’s podium.  As soon as Trump steps off the stage, Stacy Abrams steps in behind him and tears into his bullshit. 

Someone else was citing 12% of Bernie voters voting for Trump.  I guess there’s some overlap between committed Democratic Socialists and people who just wanted to burn the system down. 

My takeaway is Jesse Waters is saying “smart people don’t talk to me.”