He spelled his display name right, but he was a little too excited typing his username. Ah, well, he’ll have another troll account tomorrow...

I’m most surprised by the revelation that the Vice President is considered one of the “essential personnel.”

It’s almost like professional makeup artists hate her. Maybe Mooch can giver her another makeover. 

Investigate, impeach, and hang that motherfucker, then arrest his motherfucking kids. 

If Trump wins re-election, you can bet he’ll have a fancy 10 star General uniform and he’ll just run the military himself. He’s already “your favorite Commandor in Chief (I hope!),” right?

I was a bigger fan of Louis CK than I was of Bill Burr, but a few years ago if you’d asked me which one would go full MAGA after a sexual harassment scandal I would have said Bill Burr 3 times out of 5.

He DOES look disconcertingly like Guy Fieri in that youtube screenshot though.  I’d be pretty bummed out about that. 

Wanna bet the sole criteria for liking him was “He ran against Hillary”?

You can hold offices in the chain of succession without being eligible to be elevated to the Presidency. Madeleine Albright was Sec. of State even though she’s not a natural-born citizen (the same with Henry Kissinger, if you’re nasty).

Dude in the navy blue shirt with red tie looks like he’s playing the Kingpin in the XXX porn parody of Daredevil. 

A shit post from a new account with a jokey name and no comment history or followers? Let’s make this the top comment!

Maybe they’ll look into finding out who outed an Israeli intelligence source to the Russian state media...

Remember when the DNC got hacked in 2016? The RNC got hacked also, but no one coordinated with Wikileaks to spread that filth on the internet. Now remember which party has a disproportionate percentage of tax-cheats, moral-majority hypocrites, child molestors (Hastert, Jeffries, Moore, etc) and guess which sort of…

If the account has 0 followers and follows 0 other users, and his oldest post is from a day or so ago, AND all of his posts are super troll-eh nonsense? It’s either the tomato or another troll who can also fuck off.

I mean, if it was anyone other than a dead cop I would think this was over the line. Think of all the little non-cop Megadoodoo children this would have traumatized!

“We should start banning novelty Russian troll accounts” is another article that didn’t seem to make the list this year. 

As someone who prefers champagne coupes to flutes and owns both, I slop much less out of flutes, especially since this “leftover champagne” thing has never been an issue.

I stop having sympathy for the argument that “I booked in advance and can’t afford to cancel” when it’s used to justify “that’s why I went dirt biking in a protective habitat, dumped trash all over the place, and took a shit along a trail.”

I still wondering where they got one to fit him. 

Remember, SCOTUS Justice O’Kavanaugh once argues that any lie told to the American people at any time and for any reason was an impeachable offense, whether the President was under oath or not. His opinion seems to shift on that every eight years or so, though...