What are the odds that Trump knows the President has a private office just outside the Oval where he can do real work? Trump thinks sitting behind the fancy desk and ordering diet cokes and signing whatever big folders people put in front of him is “work.”

Nah, hopefully after tonight we have one less drunk driver in the world, and no more tomato troll. 

I hope you get hit by a drunk driver, tomato. 

I was joking about his “someone should burn down the Christmas tree in Times Square*” article.

Is an accelerationist like an arsonist?  

Well, the Russian friend troll and the George Washington trolls showed up to celebrate, too. And to think, I wouldn’t have seen them at all if we hadn’t all been grayed out. 

“We’re going to work with the mugger and ask him to only take the cash in the wallet, not the cards and ID. That’s what connects with Hoosiers.”

To dismiss trolls whenever possible. 

What happened to that promise you made about going away and not shitposting here for a while, tomato?

Yeah, we tried that last September, and Trump backed out of the deal when his racist rightwing media friends made fun of him.  He can’t be trusted to hold up his end of anything. 

That’s the most authentic smile I’ve seen from her. 

Look, Siddhartha Gautama was raised by his father the king with no knowledge of human hardship or suffering, and he managed to achieve enlightenment and become the Buddha. “Trump’s Klansman father spoiled him” doesn’t sufficiently explain what is wrong with Donald Trump.

Look, if you just let me take your money/sex/whatever, I wouldn’t have to hit you, okay?  Why do you make me do this?  /s

Oh, sure. If it was a government facility the people running it would be liable for what goes on inside it. But since it’s contracted out to a corporation, the corporation assumes that liability. And since the corporation is a legal person, no actual person ever has to answer for the crimes the corporation commits. 

Yeah, and I’m sure that’s John Kelly’s issue with her, too. He could just tell this person had wrong ideas about telecom regulations. 

I hope we make just enough of his wall to let people visit and graffiti, piss on, etc. 

Yeah, that’s all happening upstairs in the residence, where Trump is shuffling around on Executive time trying to jerk off and tweeting at Fox News hosts.  I just bet the next Democrat pulls a lot of older furniture out of storage for his Oval Office, though (or goes full Governor Moonbeam and auctions this crap off).

You can serve two full terms or a total of ten years as president if you finish someone else’s term. January 20 will be two years of Trump in office, meaning if he’s impeached after that date Pence is eligible to run for re-election in 2020 AND 2024. 

I bet the GOP Senators bounce his ass in exactly three weeks time.

I work with a reservist who insists he got a 10% raise. “No you didn’t, dude, you got the regular 2.6% we got every year I was in. The military always gets the same cost of living raise.” “No, I think I got a big raise this year, we haven’t been getting raises before Trump.”