“...things like stopping crime and our military!”

Did his family beat him up?

I mean, it’s sooo harrddd and I have better things to be doing. You can’t really argue with that, right?

Schumer and Pelosi made that deal with Trump in September of 2017, and walked out of the White House with an agreement to fund the government, fund Trump’s border wall, and save the DACA kids. Then the next day Fox News called Donald a cuck for caving in to Schumer and Pelosi and Trump tweeted out that there was no…

Didn’t we already make that deal last year, and Trump changed his mind wth a tweet and DACA recipients stayed up in the air?  Don’t give that fat shit anything. 

I hope this is the year you OD on opioids. 

I can remember when it was a whole progression from “that new poster, to that irritating poster, to ‘Aw, fuck, that’s the damn tomato troll!’” every time he made a new account. He used to keep a burner flying under the radar for weeks before he said something that rubbed someone wrong and another user googled…

Don’t feed the trolls, man

Trump sucked up their entire operating budget early in the year by charging the Secret Service agents guarding him for hotel rooms and golf cart rentals, so they’re guarding his ass without overtime or hazard pay even before the shutdown. 

Dude’s lucky he hasn’t been murdered by a parent of his victims, and he’s whining about illegal campaign influence.  

Poodletime has been here a lot longer than your spamming ass has, Parparparpar.

He was harassing his other ex-girlfriend too, though, right? So how would scaring him away from this woman protect his other victims?

When you’re on the military, you waive a lot of your rights, including the right to free speech. You are absolutely not allowed to attend a political rally in uniform, or really represent yourself as a member of the military who endorses a political opinion.  But like most things, it’s only ever a problem when…

If that’s not the tomato troll, it’s a lookalike troll. 

Somebody explained it to me that the clean-shaven face jumps out in a crowd of Middle Eastern men, but once you’re geared up they’re going to know anyway.  

Is he claiming that most of the federal employees are democrats, but that the federal employees support his wall?  It sounds like his problem is with Republicans. 

Remember a month or two ago (time has lost all meaning) when a class photo had fifty or sixty kids all throwing up a Heil Hitler salute, and every news outlet reproduced the photo with the poor little racists’ faces blurred?  I’m not sure why every outlet is publishing these photos with faces exposed...

That’s a supermodel, unable to contain her terror and disgust and, by the looks of it, catching a fart from the little guy in front of her. 

What, because of the hazing? Serialized gear is no joke: if you lose a weapon someone gets shot with your weapon. If you lose a radio you let anyone who picks it up hear our encrypted transmissions.  

Ryan Zinke was a Seal. Are you saying Navy Seals might have more than their share of stupid assholes?