Maybe his wife Cruella Mnuchin doesn’t let him spend money on new clothes.

So, the rat who used government assistance to buy up a failing bank, evicted tens of thousands of homeowners, and then sold the bank for $3.4 billion is telling us to trust him because he wouldn’t let that happen again?

I’m curious as to how long an administration can get by on “I fired the guy the Senate confirmed and just stuck an “Acting” in front of the asshole I picked.”

I suppose I’m a tiny bit heartened by the idea that Erdogan was a tiny bit mean to him and he threw a tantrum and quit. Maybe he will resign when the House starts impeachment proceedings. 

We were talking about setting up a go fund me to buy up the land along the border, so the government wouldn’t have to seize it from the current owners! Best case scenario, we own a bunch of land. Worst case scenario, the government pays us a bunch of money for our land.

I hope he lost two thumbs and his dick.

I used to think of it that way, until I read the Hogfather, written by staunch atheist Sir Terry Pratchett.

We got a boot-print and cookie crumbs in the fireplace one year. Santa wore workboots like Dad’s.

We had a shutdown when I was in the military, where we DID have a contract tying us to the job regardless of whether we were paid or not. In that instance, most of the banks/credit unions were planning to continue to pay us our regular salary through the shutdown because they knew they’d get it paid eventually. It…

I’ve thought about this, and I’m at Target every weekend on my day off stocking up on things, and I just bet that if I could go nuts with an unlimited budget I’d only shop there once every two or three months because I’d buy everything, then go back when they had the next season’s clothes, kitchenware, seasonal items,…

Nick Martin did a terrible job, but afterwards he declared that voting on who did the best was meaningless and just chucked all of the wonderful gifts the Splinter staff had access to in the trash. His wrapping sucked, too.

$615 in donations per month is money spent on cam girl websites, surely?

Careful, the last time we pointed out they had a terrible take on things they grayed out all the commenters and turned the trolls loose. 

Demographic shifts mean that the 75 million people living in California will be represented by exactly the same numbers of Senators as Wyoming. We are going to need the filibuster soon enough. 

More than half of the people in this country now live in cities rather than rural areas. Over the next 30 years, we’re going to be concentrated so that 70% of the population will live in just 15 states, meaning 30% of population, from places like Wyoming, the Dakotas, Iowa, etc will elect 70% of the Senators.  The…

I, too, am surprised that Republicans want us to be able to read the Declaration of Independence. 

We were talking at work today about starting our own gofundme to raise Wall money to buy up real estate along the border in case the wall ever gets built. Worst case scenario, we get paid when the land is seized several years from now for Emminent Domain, best case scenario, a bunch of window-licking racists buy us a…

RBG broke three ribs and went home to sleep it off. I bet she had the lung surgery overnight so she could goo to work the next morning.

There’s a reason the guys who fought in the first battle of Fallujah call it “Operation Just Kidding.”  I wonder how long before Afghanistan 2 pops off. 

I almost bought one of the ceramic trees from Target this year after a decade of not having a tree. It looks extra fake(?) and not at all like the ceramic tree my mother has.