Oh, sure, the only competent person in his Cabinet quit over his surprise decision to abandon Syria, and then later that day he decided to abandon Afghanistan. But, yeah, whatever, it “owns the libz” that people are stating that this is a stupid idea.

Which version would become law in the absence of a veto? The Senate passed a clean resolution, Paul Ryan tackled some nasty shit for a wall in the House version before sliding out of office, and the Senate isn’t around to vote on either version again.  The government shuts down until the House passes the Senate…

How are people guilty of “illegal immigration” before they even arrive at our borders? He’s letting it slip that no Hispanic person could possibly be considered a legal immigrant in his eyes.

He’ll probably just send them down to Arizona. They’ve already got the desert camo!

No, I mean, the House changed the bill the Senate passed, so the Senate will need to vote on it tomorrow to avoid shutdown, but I thought they passed their portion and left town to try and discourage the House idiots from doing something like this. 

The lame duck, never coming back House Republicans voted to include funding for the wall on their way out the door. Are the Senators still in Washington?

“Dumbest congressman?  Let’s just see who this article is-oh, Gohmert. That’s right.”

Crazypants, I already dismissed your bullshit the first time you replied to this comment. 

“Build the steel slats! Build the steel slats!”

That gerrymanders out to a majority in favor, unfortunately. 

Maybe if we tweet at Trump that Wilbur Ross is actually a billionaire because of all the gritting Trump is allowing, Trump will fire him. 

I guess his parents found out what kind of porn our troll looks at and blocked it, so now he’s got to spend the entire Christmas break trolling websites. I guess  4chan was too mean to him?

“You say the WALL is evil, but you’re HOUSES are made out of WALLS! Checkmate, Libtards!”

I’m a veteran, and I hope this asshole triple amputee veteran loses his remaining limb. I hope, if he hasn’t already lost his dick while in service, that his dick gets blown off too.

You can dismiss the troll. I’m guessing his parents blocked porn from his computer and this is all he has to do over winter break.

Kinja doesn’t let me post pics for some reason, but just imagine the jpeg of the news card with ““What are you gonna do, stab me?” —Man who was stabbed” graphic on it.

“U.S. Senators Cory Booker (D-NJ), Kamala D. Harris (D-CA), and Tim Scott (R-SC), the only African-American members of the United States Senate, have introduced legislation to make lynching - the willful act of murder by a collection of people assembled with the intention of committing an act of violence upon any…

“We’ll make our own news site!  With blackjack, and hookers!”

Weren’t they supposed to be boycotting Target because Target didn’t have bathroom inspectors to roust transwomen?

There’s video footage of the police questioning him: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-g4vCbZsDM