I look forward to the Fox News protests where they take their Tucker Carlsons out and throw them against the pavement to own the libs.  

Tuck wore his Harry Potter tie to feel brave enough to blather about how he ain’t scared. Tuck forgot he only got his job because the last racist old asshole in that time slot was forced off the air after advertisers started abandoning that show.

Yeah, women want nothing to do with you because you’re white.  That’s the whoooollllle reason...

I wonder what the Republican governors who’ e Been having teacher strikes and teachers rallying at their state capitols think of giving al of those teachers guns. 

Neil Gaiman has repeatedly described Terry Pratchett as the angriest person he’s ever met, and I can kind of tell in some of the later Discworld books...

She’s the daughter of a governor. She ran a really cushy business where people who had business in her daddy’s state could hire her to tell them boilerplate PR nonsense. Do you think she’d be at all successful if she wasn’t the child of a powerful man?

“...but what should we do when the highborn and wealthy take to crime? Indeed, if a poor man will spend a year in prison for stealing out of hunger, how high would the gallows need to be to hang the rich man who breaks the law out of greed?”

Whenever I see that his middle name isn’t really “Fucking” and is actually “John” I think of Don John the Bastard from Much Ado About Nothing, and then I wonder if Donald’s Scottish bitch of a mother was thinking of that when she shat him out and named him.  Maybe that’s why Donald doesn’t look anything like his Klan…

Given how strongly these idiots project their own failings and insecurities on others, I have absolutely no doubt that conservatives who say “cuck” as an insult enjoy seeing virile young men pounding away at their wife.

Maybe somebody should explain it to Trump that a shutdown means the Secret Service doesn’t pay for all the room and greens fees and golf cart rentals he’s charging them while he plays golf at his Liberace dream house.

“Democrats should elect a centrist. Republicans should elect a conspiracy theory believing right wing nut-job.”  Thanks, Bob. 

I love the thought of Trump needling him and being a huge dick about being bald at 30.  At this point I don’t particularly care what it is that hurts Stephen Miller as long as something does. 

I love that his baldness bothers him. I love that he thinks “if I just had hair, people wouldn’t think I’m a monster anymore!”

Remind me why the fate of our nation rests on the primary voters from a shithole state that keeps electing Neo-Nazi Steve King to Congress, again?

Did she actually put quotation marks around “fair market rate?” And maybe a wink emoji?

I can never figure out if that sign means Lord President Trump or Jesus President Trump or what. I can’t believe that level of ambiguity wasn’t created by the Onion. 

Or $200k in baseball season/playoff tickets. 

Marry the doorman. 

Troll took his orders too literally. 

“Do you understand what I’m saying?”