Splinter is always happy to see Milo or Alex Jones kicked off of a platform, but they won’t do anything about the anonymous trolls who shot all over the floors on their own sites...

I’m guessing he needs a little more time for a government pension or something?  Or it’s a cushy job to keep him from testifying.

Cue republicans claiming “sure, he was convicted in federal court, but those laws over-criminalize fraud anyway so he should be let go...”

Her job was touch and go for a minute because Trump didn’t feel she was being racist enough. A few dead Central American kids ought to put her back in good standing. 

Yeah, it occurs to me that the Splinter writers were all pretty happy to see Milo Yannipugalicous and Alex Jones kicked off Twitter, but they thrive on letting anonymous trolls spread hate speech here. 

There was a DJT100 campaign that Jared and Ivanka were talking about when they first moved to Washington where they honestly thought they could get Daddy’s public approval rating to a full 100% support from all people. They cannot understand why anyone isn’t super happy t have Trump as President. 

You just know Mueller is waiting on the new Chief if* Staff announcement before filing charges against Chief of Staff Jared.

Pepsi competes with Coca-Cola. Pepsi doesn’t compete with dairy. They’re mad about sharia law because it’s a comparable alternative to the religious oppression they want to foist on America, but they don’t own any stock in that flavor of oppression. 

Are you suggesting the MAGAts are going to be donating more money to the Trump campaign because this excites them, or are you insinuating that we only care about killing kids becasuse it makes Trump look bad?

“I enjoy hearing about dead brown children when they are poor”-Kosh

The trolls who only show up for racist shit about migrants are all back. This is exactly the sort of awful thing that enervates them. 

So, we agreed that the nepotism laws against White House employees didn’t apply because he was an in-law relative, I guess?

So, what, you want to make laws that ban unions to help prop up and protect insolvent businesses?  It seems like when non-rich people start to figure out the rules and say “hey, we can capitalize on our labor, too” the rules of the free market go right out the window. 

Maybe they aren’t catching 3,650 terrorists per year. Maybe it’s the same ten terrorists every day and we just keep turning them back. 

Supreme Court Justice Bart O’Kavanaugh argued that lying to the public was an impeachable offense before he got any real power, (he may have changed his mind since).

If it covers more than just the NBC stuff there’s a decent chance Michael Cohen just copied it out of an old law textbook. 

That’s the whole premise of Hollywood accounting: you can move numbers around to show anything you want, and suddenly we don’t have any money to pay you a share of profits because our executive compensation expenses increased...

I would miss Disneyworld. But nothing about it is all that particular to Florida, so maybe they could use the insurance money to build one somewhere nice. 

It’s surprising to me that they didn’t know Nick Ayers would bail to go work on the campaign “I could have the hardest job in the world, or I could go fuck off, embezzle money through loose campaign finance laws, and work two hours a day trolling on the internet and selling racist teddy bears to idiots?” Of course he…

Their preacher tells them that Jews have to take back Palestine before Jeepers will come back and start smiting people. They only “like Israel” in a transactional sense, sort of the way they think they treated blacks nicely by giving them homes and jobs in the Confederacy.