—Lord Vetinari

The sad thing is that I don’t think you’re a bot. 

Wasn’t it a pretty open secret in 2012 that Obama hated Mitt Romney? How well do you think an Obama-less Joe Biden is going to do in a national race?

Pence is dumb enough he probably doesn’t realize he’s the one person Trump can’t fire. 

The hell of it is, Trump likely thinks this was a real fight and that it’s proof he’s a tough guy.

I’ve been reading a little bit about some of the rotating WH Chiefs of Staff we’ve had since Haldeman invented the role, but even when they were swapping them out pretty quickly it was easy to find someone competent and willing to step in on short notice. “Hey, this is a tough, good job that will set you up for…

They could always just roll out the 2012 “stop being so racist and cartoonishly evil”autopsy they wrote after Mitt Romney was stomped. 

Is “many, over ten, are vying for and wanting the White House Chief of Staff position” referring to an amount of people or the age of the applicants? Like, did some little home schooled kid named Sandwich or Pickle or something write another letter about wanting to mow the White House lawn and Trump wants him to run…

Didn’t HamNo tell us to start burning places down in protest? I bet they make him work from home.

Well, thank goodness Ted Cruz won?

Wikipedia tells me that gauges have been around for all of human history in cultures all across the globe, but somehow I only see them in America on trashy white people.  I’ve seen maybe one black dude with gauges.

See, I don’t trust people with gauges in their ears and I’ve never been proven wrong.  

I thought we all knew this was tomato, but here he is at the top of the comments receiving exasperated replies...

I was thinking of the profile view, where it looks like McInnes would slip through a crack in the sidewalk   

Trump didn’t want to hire John Bolton until all the other possible options had already been hired and fired and no one else would take the Nat Sec director job because Trump doesn’t like Bolton’s mustache. He would want McInnes to shave his gross beard, and kinja isn’t being friendly posting pictures, but you can…

They were talking a year ago about how costly it is to work for a White House where you are guaranteed to spend tens of thousands of dollars in legal fees just to testify to Congress, and that’s before you get asked “what did you know and when did you know it” sorts of questions.  No one wants to jump into a…

I’ve seen a ton of photos and videos of lions chilling, and I’ve read a bunch of accounts about how they’re basically big house cats. Every once in a while something terrifying reminds me that cats are monsters from the dawn of history. They’re the thing in the dark we are still afraid of. 

The article directly beneath this says Gavin McInnes is available.  

I thought she and her deputy Raj Shah were both already confirmed as leaving after the end of the year?

Oh, sure. The best general always loses because he thinks each of his men are worth 12 of the enemy’s, right?