You could roll real slow over him. 

Is Tuck Carlson claiming he got raped by a panda?  🐼 

Nah. Execution by vehicle. Run his ass over until he’s dead.

Well, this might be part of the reason trump is too scared to visit troops overseas. Can you imagine trump daring to visit Iraq?

I imagine that if anyone threw something at Trump it would hit him square in the face and he would burst into tears. 

Not maybe steroids but since his armor is entirely made of cgi now since he doesn’t like wearing the costume parts you would think they could make him look however he wanted to. They’re about two movies away from just making it all look like the flashback effect from Civil War and just keep him around doing the voice…

That’s what perplexes me the most. The Secret Service and our country rintelligence agencies are cool with people with false documents and questionable legal status into Trump’s private chambers? I assume the ones who aren’t immigrants are all spies, right?

“We need to release a statement saying that people shouldn’t murder each other.”

I think it was Gawker from before they split/folded/whatever that had an in-depth breakdown of Donald Trump’s speed use. He started doing amphetemine diet pills in the 80s because he was terrified of getting fat, and 30 years of amphetemines will rot anyone’s brain.

 No, but he’ll die with $40 dollars in his pocket.

Yeah, why are you here? You mainly bitch about how bad the article’s are, how much you hate the politics of the site, and pick fights where you look dumb for doubling down on untruthful statements. We wouldn’t need a tiered comment system if people like you didn’t get your kicks trolling. 

 Bad example.  I assume Betsy’s first call was to her brother to deploy some Blackwater mercs to hunt the vandals down. 

Or, like many people, she might have stood in front of a clock she did not own. I guess you’ll have to look for more clues, Matlock. 

I remember a Nikki Haley speech about why we should demonize our opponents, because “I don’t think my opponents are evil.” She’s right: the people protesting things like concentration camps for kids are not evil.

I’d say Rick Moranis is a bigger star than Pete Davidson, and he quit the movie business to raise his kids after his wife died.

So, who’s the Acting President who actually writes up an agreement for the sharpie to scribble on?

Is that Ryan Zinke cosplaying as the good Batman?  Because that might be the worst thing he’s done yet. 

“Believe me, if I had known that anything improper had ever taken place in that house, I never would have allowed my children, my grandchildren, my wife, my daughter-in-law, my son, to have spent time there,” Dershowitz said.

The Wikipedia page for Fred trump has a neat bit about the profiteering on public contracts charges he was investigated for in the 50s. And the Klan rally he was arrested at in the 20s. His page has a lot more dirt now that Donald is determined to ruin his entire family’s reputation. 

Heh. That reminds me of the old Home Movies cartoon about a kid who makes movies. He’s confrontedwith (and a little scared by) the fact that the last line in every movie is always “it’s time to pay the price.”