SOOKEH

Yeah, but True Blood may have been simple and obvious in that respect it was generally not boring unless the subject matter was the prime love interest of the show, Vampire Bill.

I didnt even finish the thought but I made my point. Whatever. Fuck you, Cruz. 

Trump spoke so disrespectfully about your wife that he should have been chin checked, political correctness be damned. You did the opposite and cowered in fear like a true coward, only to resurface as one of Trump’s many ass pimples for the entirety of his reign.

‘You guys heard of a local legend about a guy who lives out here in the bush on his own? They call him Psycho Sam’

If you’ve not seen Hunt for the Wilderpeople with Sam Neill (directed by Taika Waititi) you are WASTING YOUR LIFE!

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I guess the consolation prize here is the drama and tea that we’ll likely get in the wake of such high profile exits.

Someone on another forum pointed out that Ashoka’s intro was the lightside version of Vader’s corridor scene in Rogue One.

Thoughts on the sketches that aren’t coming back for the reboot:

Some people have no taste.

The President of the United States does not snort cocaine. I mean, he used to, but doesn’t any more.

He’s faking it so he can claim he beat it like the big strong boy everyone tells him he is. Fits his pattern of “breaking things so he can claim he fixed them.”

Wait, are you saying hydroxychloroquine DOSEN’T work against Covid-19?!?!?!

I’d gladly take FarmVille over people getting their social media dopamine hits from their Qanon page updates.

Yesterday I said that NFL players were the most brainwashed athletes in America and asked them to prove me wrong.

How was the story even news to begin with? One person writes a post on Reddit and that’s reported on air??? That’s one of  the most ridiculous parts of this affair and there are a lot of ridiculous parts.

An official Nandor traffic cone hat that turns you into a wizard. (Drugs not included.)

Matt Berry had about a half-dozen candidates for Line of the Episode. My favorite was, “She speaks the bullshit!”