I’m different!

Christian Bale’s scene chewing is the new Cate Blanchett scene chewing.

they found a mass effect relay didn’t they?

Kanye is bipolar and he stopped taking his meds. Plus he’s probably surrounded by about 200 enablers.

I mean, there have been a number of reactions to the new Disney/Pixar “Turning Red” that are basically that - calling it out as being too narrowly focused or culturally specific because it has the gall to be a coming of age story about a Chinese girl.

To really complete the Clarissa Explains It All vibe, you’d really need Alligator Loki in a pool in her room though.

Oh man, a certain portion of the internet is going to -hate- this. It’s going to be amusing to watch their heads explode with outrage.

Elon Musk Center for Kids Who Can't Build Rocket Ships Good

“Our hand wasn’t designed to handle small objects.”

Darkness,

Bro

People care...about movies? Yeah dude, art persists, entertainment continues to entertain. Walking and chewing gum simultaneously is baked into the human condition.

This is, again, just a new variation on the Marvel business model of extended universing.

this van fucks

I really want time travel to be invented so I can go back and slap the fuck out of whoever decided essential/inessential and necessary/unnecessary were good adjectives for pop culture.

It’s almost as if --- and hear me out, i know it’s crazy --- barsanti is catastrophically bad at his job