It is literally his job

Exactly, I bet you can find dozens of similar example, but now we live in bullshit world where no one can accept losing anymore. 

Not his first time failing to maintain a line an endangering other horses and jockeys. To be clear, the race today was breathtakingly close to a full on disaster 

“THIS HARMLESS BIT OF FLUFF MAKES ME SO ANGRY!”

I’ll allow it. We’ll call it the Watterson Exemption. 

3. “Smooched” does not belong in an adult novel. Or a YA novel. Or a children’s book. Or any writing ever.

Florida Man’s only natural predator: Florida Grandma.

V Guys

Needs more fish. 

I’m a left winger my entire life

[snort]

It’s also that if Andy Reid gets very pissed off at them they can snap his neck like a chicken bone.

P.S. Remember to do your 30 posts and podcast today, and as far as getting paid everyone should be receiving company scrip next week.

You knew your take was shitty, and that this wasn’t the place for it, and you decided to put it out there anyway. You’re an asshole.

You’re right. That opinion is unpopular.

oh honey...

This team really is committed to illegally getting stuff released from their balls.

I was sexually attracted to a statue of Grover Cleveland on two non-consecutive occasions. 

Oh look. A company has to cut fat, yet pay the top guy millions of dollars for this failure instead of sacking his ass.

This is ABC. This show is a quirky comedy with a die hard, but small fan base. It will barely get renewed for a second season then ABC will move it to an inappropriate night or time and stop giving it any promotion. It will end after season two, probably after another cliffhanger. I cite the cases of Better Off…